sentient toyota prius

hardworking hedonist 💛🤍💜🖤

[sentient toyota prius @ohwormongod]

I saw the Northman with my boys and when Amleth the Bear Wolf avenged his father we all got so excited we started suckin each other off a lil

[sentient toyota prius @ohwormongod]

so by using this app, one directly funds genocide. got it

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

X Corp will be donating all revenue from advertising & subscriptions associated with the war in Gaza to hospitals in Israel and the Red Cross/Crescent in Gaza

[sentient toyota prius @ohwormongod]

Hey what’s up cutie ;). Wanna cruise around in my 2014 Hyundai and listen to some Steely Dan. After that we can go back to my place and watch Heat by Michael Mann. Oh, when do you need to back to your dorm? 7? Perfect cuz that’s when my daughter is done with theater practice

[sentient toyota prius @ohwormongod]

@bolton69420 Joe’s Crab Shack

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@Lontar_On_Here April - December is hot as shit. Lucky to get an unbroken week of seasonally appropriate temperatures tbqh these days

[sentient toyota prius @ohwormongod]

High of 69 in mid November. Killing myself

[sentient toyota prius @ohwormongod]

@Lontar_On_Here Feels like in this region we’re about ten years out from formally changing our local climate model from current traditional seasons to like wet/dry seasons

[sentient toyota prius @ohwormongod]

@HotcatMustard Too damn hot

[sentient toyota prius @ohwormongod]

@BigRigBigRig Nonissue if she actually loves you

[sentient toyota prius @ohwormongod]

@RippedCock Do I get a gold star

[sentient toyota prius @ohwormongod]

my girl sucking me off like she Aphrodite
The squad mighty
Walking around with cum in my insufficiently sized boxers, call them tighty whiteys

[sentient toyota prius @ohwormongod]

@RippedCock Good kid mad city… I think

[sentient toyota prius @ohwormongod]

@ArmorofIre Doggie

[sentient toyota prius @ohwormongod]

Those who refer to their spouse as ‘hubby’ have irrevocably damaged souls

[sentient toyota prius @ohwormongod]

Priscilla will return in Priscilla 2: Heart Attack Hotel

[sentient toyota prius @ohwormongod]

@realteaemoji his energy levels really needed the chemical assistance

[sentient toyota prius @ohwormongod]

Think I might willingly sink into the temptations of evil and then revel in it

[sentient toyota prius @ohwormongod]

MAC rounds?!?! In atmosphere??

[sentient toyota prius @ohwormongod]

@gourilla__ Live your truth