Chrissy

[Chrissy @ohxchrissy]

@steve_with_a_ve @mikegolicjr I told Mom. She's intrigued

[Chrissy @ohxchrissy]

Thanks for the b-day wishes @tacobell but you flatter me with our one year anniversary. More like 21.

[Chrissy @ohxchrissy]

@steve_with_a_ve @Chris_Grosse It's boring. But watch out for the spontaneous white outs out of nowhere.

[Chrissy @ohxchrissy]

"how many @woot insulated bags do you have?"
"Only two of this style"

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This aged poorly.

[Chrissy @ohxchrissy]

I'm at the airport. It's 7am. A family is explaining to their teenage daughter how long it's going to take to get to Europe and she is in shock. It's like they didn't tell her it was going to be multiple plane rides.

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@T1M07HY He was still alive???

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@walshrarebit In the Sims 1 you had to put the cheat code (move_any_object) in the move the ladder. I'm sure there's still a cheat code.

[Chrissy @ohxchrissy]

@walshrarebit That's some April fools bullshit.

[Chrissy @ohxchrissy]

Actual conversation I had with my boss via teams video call
Her: sorry I didn't answer! I was getting coffee
Me: sorry I didn't answer. I broke my keyboard and was stealing a new one.

[Chrissy @ohxchrissy]

I bought tulip bulbs on @woot a few years ago and only one came up. It's getting bigger every year but maybe I'll have a single tulip in 3-4 years.

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@T1M07HY @ohcrickets Where?!

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@walshrarebit When I was a kid I would put it on the rack. As an adult, I use a pizza stone.

[Chrissy @ohxchrissy]

B: she hit me!
A: bro I'm not near you I'm drinking water.

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@walshrarebit I've never been in an Insomnia cookies before 10pm and I figure that's about on par.

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@T1M07HY @walshrarebit That wasn't a fever dream?

[Chrissy @ohxchrissy]

Me: mom I don't think you should put that in the dishwasher.
Mom: yeah it's 40 year old (china). Do you want it when I die? I thought not.

[Chrissy @ohxchrissy]

I was late to work this morning for many reasons. The best was that I stopped to pet a dog. 15/10

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Bob: yeah I realized we got home and I didn't wish you a happy anniversary
Dad: oh is that why we were celebrating? I thought it was early Thanksgiving.

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@T1M07HY Hey! Some of us aren't 36 yet.