Larry

tweeting into the void

[Larry @ohyahyoubecha]

Today I am the guy on the plane that smells like shit. Devastating for my personal brand.

[Larry @ohyahyoubecha]

I know Trump just got shot but Richard Simmons died and nobody is talking about it.

[Larry @ohyahyoubecha]

That meme where the dad says that he doesn’t like dogs and doesn’t want one but then the dad really loves the dog but instead of a dog it’s my two year old son, Christopher.

[Larry @ohyahyoubecha]

Looked straight at the eclipse and got superpowers (partial blindness)

[Larry @ohyahyoubecha]

@DamonCHelton Honestly just go all in on one of them

[billiam @BillRatchet]

there is one thing trumps guilty of and it's having a fat juicy ass

[Larry @ohyahyoubecha]

I’m not posting my Spotify wrapped but just know that I’m a quirky unique girl with better music taste than you.

[Larry @ohyahyoubecha]

Looking back, Stanley Yelnats was a really stupid name for a main character.

[Larry @ohyahyoubecha]

@BigPoppa078 Then perish

[Larry @ohyahyoubecha]

Winston Bishop hosted a game show on Cartoon Network where he would ask kids trivia questions on roller coasters for money.

[Larry @ohyahyoubecha]

If someone put a gun to my head and told me to name one machine gun Kelly song, I hope y’all would say something nice at my funeral.

[Larry @ohyahyoubecha]

What gives pepper the right to be on the table next to salt.

[Larry @ohyahyoubecha]

Jack Harlow looks like he smells bad

[Larry @ohyahyoubecha]

A very pretty girl bought me a drink this weekend. I thanked her and immediately walked away. Honestly, I deserve to be alone.

[Larry @ohyahyoubecha]

@BigPoppa078 Fuck you and everyone who calls you call a friend.

[billiam @BillRatchet]

CRAZY HOW 4/20 IS ON 4/20 THIS YEAR

[Larry @ohyahyoubecha]

@fdurham72 @PFTCommenter @MrCraigRobinson @PardonMyTake @BigPoppa078 Just started speaking in tongues

[Larry @ohyahyoubecha]

Started this semester with covid and ending with the flu. Let’s go bb

[Larry @ohyahyoubecha]

Just had my first Bloody Mary. Beefy.

[Larry @ohyahyoubecha]

@BigPoppa078 Yes

[Larry @ohyahyoubecha]

Careful y’all, roads are slick.