Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz

Computer Wiz, Retired -- Generation Jones

“Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz was not a pleasant sight, even for other Vogons.”

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[Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz @oilyfishhead]

@CallMeK1123 @Cdub470 @janefkndoe Close enough.

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

I assume the UK is like Chicago, no matter how awful the last guy was they'll manage to find somebody even worse

[Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz @oilyfishhead]

@ThatEricAlper Sheriff Bart

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@ThatEricAlper

[Dana @2fluffy2furious]

There are a million songs about love but only one song about kung fu fighting🧐

[Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz @oilyfishhead]

@ThatEricAlper https://t.co/PRmdHtpMm2

[Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz @oilyfishhead]

@AmericanDebunk I bought a Harley.

[That's My Michelle @JamelleMyBelle]

Somebody said that World Cup is just the US having a giant sleepover with the cousins we never see because our parents hate each other. 😂

[Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz @oilyfishhead]

@ThrillaRilla369 My dad on beards:
"Why would anyone cultivate around their mouth what grows wild around their asshole."

[Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz @oilyfishhead]

@ThrillaRilla369 Boy, you could fuck up an anvil with a rubber hammer.

[Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz @oilyfishhead]

@ThatEricAlper https://t.co/Q40ejMPE7Q

[Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz @oilyfishhead]

@ehoneyz Yoda says hi.

[Supersonic Redhead🛫 @Supersonic_Red]

It’s true and not the least bit funny!

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

I knew it.

[Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz @oilyfishhead]

@sarahhepola Yes

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@ThatEricAlper Johnny, Joey, Deedee, and Tommy

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@ThatEricAlper Reel Big Fish/Bowling for Soup

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@ThatEricAlper https://t.co/bSllPKseQM

[Jessica O’Donnell 🏈 @heckyessica]

It’s astounding that a country that colonized so much of the world for spices and trade is so blown away by spices. They got them and then still chose beans and toast. What is that!

[Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz @oilyfishhead]

@Supersonic_Red Flag day