Robyn Evans

Slipper socks. Medium.
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She/Her

@[email protected]

[Robyn Evans @oiseauloco]

@corinacorona Loose Kraft grated parmesan behind every flap

[Robyn Evans @oiseauloco]

Thanks for the dopamine hit, Susie.

Susie* 223 in 1:
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https://t.co/J0ShMh375B #SusieGame

[Matt O'Brien @matt_obrien]

here’s a bit about basements in Toronto

[Robyn Evans @oiseauloco]

Update: Already making an ass of myself at the new place. Feels good. Feels like home.

[Robyn Evans @oiseauloco]

I can't live with my last tweet ever being about Quordle, so... I just wanted you all to know that I will most definitely end up getting that Téléfrançais shirt.
♥️

[Robyn Evans @oiseauloco]

Also I'm @[email protected], trying to figure out how anything works over there

[Robyn Evans @oiseauloco]

@fleecebeast I've been stuck indoors with a sick kid all week, so this is sadly as close to euphoria as it gets atm

[Robyn Evans @oiseauloco]

QUORDLE IN FIVE, BITCHESSS
Daily Quordle 291
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[Robyn Evans @oiseauloco]

@munhu111 @fesshole Honesty is the cornerstone of any good friendship and I would hope she'd appreciate my candor about her daughter's uncanny resemblance to a bread pudding made from a milk-soaked scarecrow.

[Robyn Evans @oiseauloco]

@TerribleMaps Second time seeing this but first time noticing that Greece is Europe's cumshot

[Robyn Evans @oiseauloco]

Help Alex kick those shady dbags right in their amorphous blobs.

Legal fund for Alex Norris "oh no" comics
https://t.co/uOVT1PpD2C

[Robyn Evans @oiseauloco]

@fesshole See, I knew you were lulling us into a false sense of comfort with the last one

[Robyn Evans @oiseauloco]

@fesshole My 5yo son is autistic and while he is the light of my life, there are some very challenging times. It's always a boost to hear encouraging stories like this. Thank you. ♥️

[Robyn Evans @oiseauloco]

In honour of the jewel in 2022's cinematic crown, a reminder of that time I disturbed my work colleagues with one of my all-time fave Halloween costumes

[Robyn Evans @oiseauloco]

My husband thought I was asleep when he came to bed last night. Once he'd climbed in and settled under the covers, I whispered "I is a hay boy". God, how I love a quotable movie. Feels like we were gifted a new UHF. (There is no higher praise in this house.)

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

Be sure to check out the great feature on #WEIRDTheAlYankovicStory in this month’s Hayboy magazine! ⁦@TheRokuChannel⁩

[Robyn Evans @oiseauloco]

@adhdjesse The companies I've boycotted for reasons I can't recall

[Robyn Evans @oiseauloco]

@Anuja_V Haha I felt your anxiety at the remote possibility that I wouldn't! Don't worry, that theme song is branded onto my hippocampus.

[Robyn Evans @oiseauloco]

Oh no. Someone please talk me out of buying this sixth grade French class fever dream of a shirt.

[Robyn Evans @oiseauloco]

This throws into question whether I should ever consider my cooking successful after he goes back for seconds. He has lost all credibility.

[Robyn Evans @oiseauloco]

When you realise halfway through making mac & cheese that you don't have enough milk or cheese so you wind up adding a bunch of other stuff and the result tastes like what can only be described as a gym sock dipped in mustard... and your husband has two helpings