OJ

Not a murderer.

[OJ @oj_not_simpson]

I want the confidence of the people who buy a premix from the market, and then say- "Aaj maine caramel Custard banaya hai."

[OJ @oj_not_simpson]

I know I need to stop watching Shark Tank reels when I start talking like Vineeta - by stressing on each syllable of each word of the sentence.
Don't @ me!

[OJ @oj_not_simpson]

@blinkitcares How can I add a voucher? There is no option on checkout or otherwise?

#pleasehelp

[OJ @oj_not_simpson]

With the sad state of affair give our roads or lack thereof - the government should give us an allowance for the upkeep of our vehicles!

Ladki Gadi Yojana.

#potholes #Nashik #horribleroads

[OJ @oj_not_simpson]

How do I recover my Instagram account if it’s hacked??

@instagram please help!

Anyone?

[OJ @oj_not_simpson]

Hey @JioCare
Please help me get a sim for my e-sim, since I need to change my handset. How do I do this without having to change the number linked to my Aadhar card?

[OJ @oj_not_simpson]

Hey @JioCare , my Aadhaar is linked to my Jio number. To get a SIM, I need Aadhaar OTP. But OTP comes to the very number I need the SIM for. And since it’s a group connection, I can’t even get an individual SIM. Basically… Jioception. 🤯 How do I break this loop?

[OJ @oj_not_simpson]

@aditichaubey

[OJ @oj_not_simpson]

PSA:
Not everything that’s shaped like a modak is a modak.
Please staaaaaap!

[Gajender Yadav @imYadav31]

This video gonna hunt for a very long time. Unbelievable.....shattered

[OJ @oj_not_simpson]

Take a bow, @sumukhisuresh !

Hormonal spoke to me like nothing ever haan! Thank you for writing this. Performing this!
Thoroughly enjoyed it!! What a show.

#Queen

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Current World Champion Gukesh defeats Magnus Carlsen for the first time in classic chess.

Even though losing hurts us, we must accept that it is a part of success.

[OJ @oj_not_simpson]

Universe: here’s a plot twist.

Me: can we just roll the credits already!

[Abdullah @michaelscottfc]

Asal Jung to Akshay Kumar aur Vicky Kaushal ki hogi operation sindoor ke rights par.

[OJ @oj_not_simpson]

@vinitasarda 😆

[OJ @oj_not_simpson]

So yesterday I was that person who was working on a laptop in a 1.5 hrs flight.

I have hit a new low.

[OJ @oj_not_simpson]

😂😂😂

[Abhinandan Sekhri @AbhinandanSekhr]

I don't think India has officially won until the 'phone call' happens. I think that's a rule.

[OJ @oj_not_simpson]

Wow, cracking a joke meets with a backlash with actions that are more threatening than the joke itself!
*slowclaps* (I mean slaps)

[OJ @oj_not_simpson]

Recognising the heart behind material makes it a gift!

- Unposted Letters by Mahatria Ra

[Chhagan Bhujbal @ChhaganCBhujbal]

दैनिक ‘देशदूत’चे संस्थापक, प्रख्यात उद्योजक आणि स्नेही देवकिसन सारडा यांच्या निधनाची बातमी अत्यंत दुःखद आहे. त्यांना भावपूर्ण श्रद्धांजली!

नाशिक शहर व जिल्ह्यासह महाराष्ट्राच्या औद्योगिक, सामाजिक, शैक्षणिक, सांस्कृतिक क्षेत्रांत त्यांनी भरीव योगदान दिले आहे. तसेच महाराष्ट्र चेंबर ऑफ कॉमर्स, नाशिक जिल्हा सहकारी बँक, नाशिक औद्योगिक सहकारी वसाहत (नाईस), नाशिक औदयोगिक कारखानदार संघ (निमा), ऑस्टीम, नाशिक शिक्षण प्रसारक मंडळ, महाराष्ट्र प्रदेश माहेश्वरी सभा, कुसुमाग्रज प्रतिष्ठान, यशवंतराव चव्हाण महाराष्ट्र मुक्त विद्यापीठ अशा विविध संस्थांवर त्यांनी विविध पदे भूषवली आहेत.

अशा चतुरस्त्र व्यक्तिमत्त्वाच्या निधनाने नाशिकच्या औद्योगिक, सामाजिक, शैक्षणिक, सांस्कृतिक क्षेत्रांमध्ये मोठी पोकळी निर्माण झाली आहे. सारडा कुटुंबाच्या दुःखात मी सहभागी आहे. त्यांना या दुःखातून सावरण्याचे बळ मिळो आणि स्व. देवकिसन सारडा यांच्या आत्म्यास चिरशांती लाभो, हीच प्रार्थना!

[MAHARASHTRA DGIPR @MahaDGIPR]

दैनिक ‘देशदूत’चे संस्थापक आणि प्रख्यात उद्योजक देवकिसन सारडा यांच्या निधनाने सेवाव्रती उद्योगपती आपण गमावला आहे, अशा शब्दांत मुख्यमंत्री @Dev_Fadnavis यांनी त्यांना श्रद्धांजली वाहिली आहे.