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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things ~ George Carlin

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@elonmusk @elonmusk why izzzz anything important? socratic reflection...

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@EliseStefanik wow, this is some really unintelligent content. you have got to be kidding me right???

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@GovTimWalz we want a fair MAPE contract!

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About a week ago I cut my left index finger at work. I’ve been paying a lot of attention to that finger as it’s a really important finger. The middle finger on my right hand has been complaining and asking, “don’t all fingers matter?”

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@SenTinaSmith #MedicareForAll please.

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My son recently became very interested in chemistry. He wrote out all the elements in a chart on the bathroom walls. Now we can only shower periodically....

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This Vietnamese soup restaurant opened up down the street. There was a line out front when it first opened so I asked what everyone was waiting for. Guy yelled PHO QUEUE! At me. Seemed like a super rude response to a simple question...

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I had to call in sick today and tomorrow to get a COVID test for this cough that started last night. I’m looking at 5 day weekend because a while ago I put in for a vacation day on Friday. Which is good....

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When I was young I traveled through Europe a few times. One time in France I got so drunk on wine I forgot what city I was in. It was nice....

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If anyone is interested, I have this big tub of used batteries I’m trying to get rid of. Free of charge.

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My grandmother had 3 sets of twins. I always figured half of those kids were unplanned...

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When I was younger I thought about opening a store that sold milk and fancy cheeses. I would have called it Legend Dairy.

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Can you help me out and define the word many please? It means a lot to me.

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Do you know what is probably the most remarkable thing in world? A whiteboard.

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@sonicdork If it’s the only thing in the room that won’t spin I’ve been there.

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Did you know it’s impossible to run through a campground?.....
You can only ran because it’s past tents.

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@DeRushaJ I’m curious what vintage means to your kiddo...

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@ActualWolf Who the f is enabling that monster?

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The street sign on 2nd and 22nd NE is missing. Also, it’s tougher than you’d think to get a picture of your car hitting 222222. #dadstuff

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@ActualWolf People drink Busch na. It’s mint. You ever tried it?