K'opollo

Commentator. Law and other strange things.
Depressed Chelsea fan

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

I&M Bank has appointed former Absa Bank Kenya CEO Abdi Mohamed as its new CEO, subject to CBK approval.

The move comes hours after he resigned as Absa Bank Kenya CEO.

[Zito @_Zeets]

The defender megged Mbappe and Mbappe made him touch grass and then scored a rocket with his left foot. Everyone knows that there are heavy consequences for embarrassing His Eminence.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

The cleaners & security guards at your workplace are also your colleagues, respect them.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

MPs have now officially PASSED the Finance Bill 2026

[Michael Showalter @MikeJShowalter]

Two years before ChatGPT was released, a legal writing professor catalogued dozens of court opinions from the 2010s calling out specific lawyers for sloppiness and poor advocacy. The examples are wild.

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

Stars shining on the world's biggest stage ✨

#FIFAWorldCup

[Right to Rant and Whine @LowkeyKarela]

My non-lawyer friend watched me draft for a while at a coffee shop and asked, ‘if you type this fast, why is your work always pending?’ 😭

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Equatorial Guinea government resigns after failing to meet targets https://t.co/a6glmcH1Mo

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

African All Stars

[UEFA @UEFA]

🏆 Referee announced for 2026 #SuperCup!

We're pleased to share that Somali referee Omar Artan will officiate the highly anticipated match between PSG and Aston Villa in Salzburg.

[Dr. Miguna Miguna @MigunaMiguna]

The court has cooked @rigathi. Two fatal findings on public participation and bias have sealed his fate. But I believe the court’s findings on these two issues are implausible and incoherent in view of the evidence before them. We will wait for the decisions of the Court of Appeal in 2028 and the Supreme Court in 2029!

[Nike @Nike]

It was all going to plan until instincts took over…

Rip The Script

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

IMMIGRATION OFFICERS TREATING PEOPLE DIFFERENTLY BASED ON THEIR PASSPORTS 😂😂😂😂😂

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE!!! 🏆

#ChelseaChampions #UCLFinal

[jacob juma @kabetes]

Parliament should impeach William Ruto, DP as stipulated by Article 144 and 145 of the constitution for grabbing public land.

[Faith Odhiambo @FaithOdhiambo8]

The Court of Appeal has dismissed NSSF’s application to suspend the ELRC judgment that declared the NSSF Act, 2013 unconstitutional. In simple terms, the Court has refused to revive an invalid law through interim orders and has insisted that constitutional violations cannot be cured by fear‑mongering about alleged chaos in the pensions sector.

The judges reaffirmed the well‑known Rule 5(2)(b) test which states that an applicant must show both an arguable appeal and that, without stay, the appeal would be rendered nugatory. They accepted that the intended appeal raises at least one arguable point including whether the High Court mis‑characterised the NSSF Act, 2013 as social assistance under Article 43(3) rather than a contribution‑based pension scheme and whether the Bill needed Senate input under Articles 110 and 205. However, they were emphatic that arguability alone is not enough. The Fund had to demonstrate concrete, evidenced risk that a successful appeal would be worthless if stay was denied and it failed to do so.

Crucially, the Court called out NSSF’s alarmist claims of destabilisation, governance quagmire and catastrophic financial loss. The Board alleged paralysis of the Haba na Haba scheme, exposure of over 580,000 informal‑sector members and billions in contributions and even the freezing of emigration and burial grants but placed no audited accounts, actuarial reports or empirical evidence before the Court. Bare assertions could not satisfy the stringent nugatory test, especially where respondents showed that contributions have flowed under Cap 258 for nine years without crisis, refunds, or threats of non‑remittance.

[jacob juma @kabetes]

As i prepare to go and fellowship with Christians this morning, i pray for our suffering innocent school kids and teachers under this regime

[☬ My Heart Is In Rosario ☬ @Shavin_]

Hate how as a Kenyan, everyday feels like we are parenting Kipchirchir through his presidency because he's a toddler that wants to mess up everything.

It's all "Wacha!" "Usiguze hio" "Usiuze hio" "Usiibe hio" "Usikule pesa ya education" "Nisikupate na terrorists" for fucks sake!

[KMPDU @kmpdu]

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