Dani DeVincentis

coffee-addicted. queer, leftist, feminist, introvert. emotionally invested in bourbon, pizza, and dogs. she/they

[Dani DeVincentis @okapiohmy]

@Eden_Eats And “libertarian” usually means “conservative but wants to fuck feminists”

[Dani DeVincentis @okapiohmy]

@alyssaleann My girlfriend’s three year old says “hammer cheese” for cheeseburger and I will use that one until I die. I will also always remember a little girl who came in when I worked at Bath and Body Works looking for “hannitizer” with the cool plastic holders.

[Hannah Riley Fernandez @hannahcrileyy]

a fun thing about having a dog is how every time you tell them you’re leaving for a little they look so sad you want to kill yourself

[Jesse Philippe @JesseP4Florida]

Elon Musk is LITERALLY going to cause another riot. This election will end up similar to 2020 where the popular vote is a blowout, Harris will win most of the swing states but the vote count in those states will be very close.

Musk has created an illusion on Twitter that this WON’T be a close election because Trump will win handily. When instead of a Trump blowout, it turns into a fairly large lead for Harris; MAGA will be convinced again that it was rigged because of their high expectations.

Media disinformation and accelerating right wing coverage is setting us up for a violent post election reaction and he should be held responsible for what he causes.

[Dani DeVincentis @okapiohmy]

@doggtism Borzoi. Obsessed.

[Dani DeVincentis @okapiohmy]

@angeles524 @svershbow I’ve been living in this shoe since I bought it and will be until it’s reliably below 70 degrees outside.

[Dani DeVincentis @okapiohmy]

@appodlachia “I could eat the north end of a south bound skunk” is one I heard lately that I’m still giggling over.

[Dani DeVincentis @okapiohmy]

@sdcurtis120 @MissSassbox I was just remembering my pink plastic my little pony lunch box!

[Appodlachia @appodlachia]

My love language is biscuits and gravy.

[Dani DeVincentis @okapiohmy]

@alanthefisher @dieworkwear again with the walkable cities 😉

[Dani DeVincentis @okapiohmy]

@benandkellyshow Eat on the bed.

[Dani DeVincentis @okapiohmy]

@joshua_boe “I don’t mean to be dishonoring” = about to lay down the sickest gossip ever heard

[Dani DeVincentis @okapiohmy]

@ask_aubry Multiple pillows. Pillowcases. It smells fresh.

[Dani DeVincentis @okapiohmy]

@benandkellyshow Shot of bourbon and a list of local restaurants.

[Dani DeVincentis @okapiohmy]

@DrBLuvsNOLA I work in higher education administration, managing a team of academic advisors.

[Dani DeVincentis @okapiohmy]

@alwiseman_ Put the flyers in her hand

[Dani DeVincentis @okapiohmy]

People watching during Kentucky Derby week has taken on a new vibe after all I’ve learned from @dieworkwear

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Don't vote for anyone you wouldn't trust with your dog.

[Dani DeVincentis @okapiohmy]

@chellegz @ask_aubry She looks so good I didn’t even notice his outfit. Had to scroll back to look at it.

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

I don't know how to raise my daughter in a country where the Supreme Court is debating how many organs are ok for women to lose before providing healthcare