atieve

mujhe sab pata hai

[atieve @okatieve]

Hackathon Idea: An online dating app that disallows basing your personality around hating the government and quoting B99

[piq and 69 others @piq9117]

When the alert says "1 minute before standup"

[official game glenna @glenna_opt]

3pm? sorry that’s my time to be the most tired I’ve ever been in my life everyday

[Find me on bsky @colin-fraser.net @colin_fraser]

A math department at a major university in the US is now offering a semester long course on “game theory”.

Yes, you read that right.

Games. The things tiny children play.

The dumbing down of America continues…

[dan ⚡️ @mynamebedan]

> scrum at 10
> do nothing from 9-10 bc scrum
> do nothing from 10:30 to 11:30 bc lunch
> eat lunch
> feel exhausted because ate a few carbs
> 2pm and i haven’t written a single line of code

[gon @chinesegon]

nobody will remember:
- your salary
- your fancy title
- how busy you were
- how many hours you worked

people will remember:
- that time you broke prod

[h @jamtoastaurchai]

I bring a real “Whatever you want. Anything’s ok with me” vibe to the table that other indecisive people don’t like

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

Computer programming is illegal and for nerds

[s @serotonen]

man i wish i could walk around bikini bottom at night with a joint nd some airpods

[Kieran @kieransofar]

computer: choose a password

me: hi-hat

computer: password cannot contain symbols

[atlas @creatine_cycle]

Real

[John Hammond @_JohnHammond]

diSaBLE SIgNAL LINK pReVIEWS aS FAST as HuMANLY POSSIBLE TO MITIGATE thiS ExtREME CRITICAL ZERO DAY VULNERABILITY ThAT NO ONE knOWS LITERALLY ANYTHING ABOUT

UNPLUG INTERNET & THROW YOUR PHONE IN THE OCEAN BEFORE IT HACKS UR WHOLE LIFE

NO CVE THO, NO DETAILS, DONT WORRY ABOUT IT

[andi (twocents.com) @Nexuist]

one time at my first internship I asked a senior dev for help implementing oauth2 and he went “damn that’s crazy good luck though” and then took two weeks off

[trash jones @jzux]

time management? sorry but they’re not paying me enough to be a manager

[sophie @netcapgirl]

semiconductors watching them make a superconductor

[kache @yacineMTB]

there is no good code or bad code
only code that makes money
and code that doesn't make money

[atieve @okatieve]

@Juz0gg

[atieve @okatieve]

@dakshchaturvedi @finshots

[Leader of Tomoro @LeaderofTomoro]

@fireship_dev I'm in so much pain rn

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

Sorry to say this, but pranks are fundamentally at odds with the trust and cooperation necessary for maintaining a functional society and have absolutely no place in civilized settings.