ℒadyjay ᥫ᭡.

[Bongekile Mthembu🇿🇦 @_Bongekile_]

The internet remains undefeated 😭

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

when I finally meet his mom and instead of offering me 50 milion dollars to stay away from her son, she actually likes me

https://t.co/VAnbw4TZei

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

When the new employee whom I am training, start giving good suggestions on how to improve the processes I created

[Maya Zhane’ @OhDAMNSweetwine]

Find 2 boyfriends and just settle down

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so i applied again. i decide when we're done.

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

✈️

[Hannah Krieg @hannahkrieg]

Seen today in Capitol Hill, Seattle

[Nicole Collier @NicoleCollier95]

Wishing my fellow disruptor, and friend, @GavinNewsom, luck as California debates THE ONE BIG BEAUTIFUL MAP!

[Nicole Collier @NicoleCollier95]

My work here isn’t done. But my stay here is. #txlege

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

WOW! FOX NEWS CAN’T STOP TALKING ABOUT ME (GAVIN C. NEWSOM), AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR!!! TONIGHT THEIR ENTIRE PRIMETIME LINEUP WAS ABOUT ME! JESSE WATTERS KEPT CALLING ME “DADDY” (VERY WEIRD, NOT INTERESTED, BUT THANK YOU!). SEAN HANNITY (VERY NICE GUY) NEARLY CRIED BECAUSE I WON’T TAKE HIS “ADVICE.” SORRY SEAN!!!! THEN THEY DRAGGED OUT THE B-TEAM OF DUMB DUMBS: “MEATBALL RON,” TOMI “TOILET” LAHREN, AND TEDDY “CANCUN” CRUZ (HE EVEN FLEW BACK SPECIAL FROM MEXICO!) ALL WHINING ABOUT ME, GCN! THEY HAD TO “PLAY THE MUSIC” TO SHUT TED UP ABOUT MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR (I GET IT! SO JEALOUS!). TOTAL DISASTER. MAGA HATES ME BECAUSE THEY HATE YOU. THEY HATE THAT CALIFORNIA IS THE 4TH BIGGEST ECONOMY IN THE WORLD. THEY HATE THAT CRIME IS DOWN, THAT WE’RE #1 IN FARMING (I LOVE THE FARMERS!), MANUFACTURING, TOURISM & TECH… ALL WHILE WE GIVE AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE, FREE SCHOOL MEALS (MAKE AMERICA PREGNANT AGAIN!), PAID “BABY LEAVE” FOR MOMS (THEY SHOULD NOT RETURN ANYWAYS!!), $20 MINIMUM WAGE & SO MUCH MORE FOR THE PEOPLE!!! THEY HATE THAT DEMOCRATS ARE WINNING. FOX & MAGA HAVE NEWSOM DERANGEMENT SYNDROME!!! THEY SHOULD CRY HARDER! SAD!!! — GCN

[Black Therapist 💕 @NicoleLewisLCSW]

This man got 34 felonies talking about cracking down on crime. You are the crime!

[VAYDA PRIMADONNA FAN ACCOUNT @_reallyjustin]

black women love getting their master’s degree

[WUNNA @1GunnaGunna]

🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶

[BLUSH @prettyblushh]

I don’t ever wanna come off to independent that a man comes in my life and think it’s OK to do the bare minimum. I’m also not a beggar so I’ll never ask & shouldn’t have to. Any man truly pursuing you will take initiative without you saying a word.

[❣️ @soymeii]

accidentally spent all my life making sure
everyone around me feels comfortable, only to
realize i never felt comfortable the whole time

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

Netflix made another season of Black Mirror and the first episode is about subscription services that get more expensive and become worse with time, like lmao

[omar @DarkSkinPrue]

He was the baddest, she was the realest

[AlwaysAshley @AshleyAlready]

Good news, everyone, my 18-year-old says the economy is fine. He knows this because he owns some stocks. His mother, who works in finance, is NOT an expert and has no idea what she's talking about (despite talking about it being her job) so please calm down, he says all is well.

[Voldemort @ib_2cute]

So I baked some chicken wings last night. I heard my 5 year old ask her dad “What am I going to eat? Can you go get me some Popeyes? I don’t like her chicken”

Me:

[ℒadyjay ᥫ᭡. @okayeljay]

@JenDeaszy Anything with the gold tone! 🌟