Retired Accountant.

Devoted to the Red Devils ⚽🛑. Living for Manchester United moments🏆🥇. Uniting passion and football in the voice of Drury. Glory and Grit, it's all here🛑🛑

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Unai Simon in the World Cup final

[FIFA @FIFAcom]

Thank you for your record-breaking support at @FIFAWorldCup 2026! 👏

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

An unbeaten campaign 🏆

#FIFAWorldCup

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

Michael Olise has just broken the record for most assists in a single World Cup - 7 👏

[Premier League @premierleague]

Congratulations Spain, who win the World Cup for the second time after beating Argentina 1-0! 👏🇪🇸

[Borussia Dortmund @BlackYellow]

Hydration breaks are officially over after today.

[FIFA @FIFAcom]

Kylian Mbappé is the top goalscorer in @FIFAWorldCup history! 👏⭐️

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Kylian Mbappe has become the first player to win the World Cup Golden Boot twice! 🤯👏

[Premier League @premierleague]

Rodri has completed football.

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

MOTION FOR SENATORS TO ACCESS THE IFMIS RECORDS IN REAL TIME

Pursuant to Articles 96 and 217 of the Constitution, I have moved a Motion in the @Senate_KE to compel the National @KeTreasury to provide Senators with real time IFMIS reports for every county. Effective oversight cannot rely on delayed reports long after public funds have been spent.
Transparency begins with timely access to information. If Senators are to protect county resources and hold governments accountable, we must see public expenditure as it happens, not after the damage is done.
No accountability without transparency. No transparency without real time access.

[Circe @vocalcry]

Everyone hates millennial gray but we have to remember why we got it in the first place

[David Maraga @dkmaraga]

I applaud the people of Ol Kalou, who endured intimidation with more courage than the state showed them protection, for standing firm.

Their ordeal in the face of this dictatorship has set the standard for popular resistance to electoral manipulation.

I have sat as Chief Justice of this Republic and adjudicated on what a free and fair election means. I will not now stand by and watch that standard be quietly buried ahead of the 2027 elections.

Ol Kalou was not a local contest. It is a rehearsal for 2027, and Kenyans must see it as such. In the coming weeks, my campaign will launch the #LindaKura initiative to consolidate the gains in the High Court ruling confirming that elections as announced at the polling station are final #ukombozi @UGMParty @Maraga27

[David Maraga @dkmaraga]

Yesterday, in the face of intimidation and threats, the people of Ol Kalou stood firm and expressed their sovereign will.

Their courage reminds us that a people determined cannot be bought or silenced.

In the coming weeks, we will be launching #LindaKura, a bold initiative to affirm the High Court ruling that election results as announced at the polling station are final.

Thank you, Ol Kalou.

#LindaKura

[Eric @amerix]

NIS advised Uhuru against swearing in Muchelule to the appellate court because of his character.

Ruto went ahead to swear him into office.

His firearm, which is currently unlicensed, was found at a crime scene where a suspect was fatally shot.

Something is wrong.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

We have sunk too low @IEBCKenya

[GORDON @OfulaMiriga]

We have successfully tested and rolled out this new feature meant to support agencies, developers, management companies and professional agents (organize listings and entire portfolios in one place on Q-Casa,) without changing our search engine's intuitive UI.

[Q-Casa @QCasa_KE]

Hey! Check out KALIET REALTY's property listings on Q-Casa 😃 https://t.co/wQ8y9Wb0kX

[GORDON @OfulaMiriga]

Most of Kenya's real estate inventory isn't actually searchable. It's listed somewhere, scattered across agent pages, WhatsApp groups, and word of mouth, but there's no single place a serious buyer or renter can go to find it. We've built that place.

[CPA Wachira Joseph @WashiraX]

KRA has graduated to your tax accountant,

Courtesy of the Finance Act, 2026.

• Starting in January 2027, it is KRA that shall FIRST tell you, what income it believes you earned in 2026. And what taxes you shall therefore pay.

KRA will do this by generating a pre populated income tax return using the information it already has, such as:

• eTIMS data
• PAYE records
• Withholding tax records
• Plus any other information already in KRA systems

KRA shall then send you this pre-populated return by 31st January 2027.

Once you receive it, you have 2 MONTHS (February and March), and 2 OPTIONS. To either:

• Confirm it. If it is correct. Or,

• Reject & amend it. If KRA got the numbers wrong. And provide your own numbers together with supporting documents.

- If you make your amendments late. Or,
- You do not make any amendments at all,

KRA shall conclude that you have agreed with its assessment, and you shall pay the KRA generated tax bill.

After that, you can use the amended or confirmed return to file your taxes as follows:

• If you are a human being, file by April 30th 2027.

• If you have no flesh & blood (company, partnership, trust, etc), file by June 30th.
(Or the last day of the sixth month after your accounting year ends.)

One more critical mistake to watch.

• Do not assume KRA's numbers are always correct. The law has expressly given you the right to accept or reject the pre-populated return before filing.

Lessons:
• Proper bookkeeping is King in 2026.
• Mark the new tax timelines in your calendar.

Now, reread this slowly.

[I am Chege @_James041]

One day, I was in a boda boda stage and I heard them talking about the Public debts.

I listened then I interrupted and asked them a very simple question.

" Nyinyi kama bodaboda, si mko na SACCO?"

They said yes.

" Na kwa hii SACCO yenu, si mko na chairman, Deputy Chairman na Treasurer?"

They said yes and I went on.

" Now imagine your Chairman, his Deputy and the Treasurer waamue saa hii waende Equity Bank, wachukue loan na jina ya SACCO thirty million bila kuwauliza, alafu hiyo pesa iende kwa accounts zao watumie kwa matumizi yao ya kibinafsi, then one day Equity Bank comes to you SACCO members that you have a loan to pay. You never consented, you never saw the money, do you allow your contributions to be used in paying that loan?"

MAJAMAA waliruka bwana, " hiyo hatuwezi bwana. John ( SACCO chairman) mkijaribu hiyo tunawaua."

Thereafter, I told them that that is the situation we are in as a country.

A situation where we are being overtaxed to pay debts we never incurred.

#DeniBandia