fuck my life. the local bridge troll just found out about toll booths. he’s set up on the interstate stopping each car until they answer his riddles. traffic is absolutely fucked im gonna be so late to work dude god dammit
kids these days don’t have role models to look up to anymore, when i was growing up we had master chief and the bionicles to teach us right from wrong and what it means to be a man
walking into a forest in the middle of the night after eating an entire tray of weed brownies and getting so so scared that Unregistered Special Grade Cursed Spirit Hanami immediately respawns right in front of me