Collin O'Keefe

[Collin O'Keefe @OKeefeCollin]

@funkenfun6 That title belongs to this staple

[Collin O'Keefe @OKeefeCollin]

Unemployment so bad I started making my own condiments

[𝚂𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝙼𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚜 @SkinMuffins]

That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

[derek @brainedimage]

going back in time and blowing that cheeky shiba inu's head smoove off

[Y. I. Otter @Dons_Lawn_Salon]

Hey, the common loon called. Yeah, it was hauntingly beautiful

[pissbox 20 @tipyourmuse]

you’re so vain you probably think this suicide note is about you

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

they burned the brain rot library of alexandria

[erica @ericanextdooor]

(flirting) hey i think we could absolutely dominate trivia together

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

[edgar bot @edgargonzelaz]

Forever.

[jainormis @jainormis]

dude we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up

[Collin O'Keefe @OKeefeCollin]

I hate when my old shitty car has old shitty car problems

[ciel @xzcielz]

okay who tf put all my eggs in one basket

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Fuck it. Let the bed bugs bite.