Tychie

football enthusiast/Gunner💪/🍁/ twitter addict

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Kwenda! Sura kama tenant wa city mortuary

Mamako alikuwa poko Kariobangi, hata akakuzaa akiwa na STD,

Ndio mdomo ni nyekudu kama dhambi za Ruto

Kama sio hawa Youth mnapea middle finger supporting your 3rd rate comedy

Ungekuwa mwizi

Impotent fool. Mamito alikuacha, akazaa

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

This is comical. Wantam siku zote.

“Nani ako na track record?”

“Nani aliua watu?”

😂

[433 @433]

𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐅𝐋𝐈𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐎𝐖-𝐈𝐍 𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐒𝐓 🤯😂🇮🇷

Two weeks ago, Nader Mohammadi went viral after providing an assist with this incredible throw-in technique 😮‍💨👏

Now, he’s only gone and done it again 😲

Looks like it’s his new signature move 😅

🎥 @rfsruofficial

[Eric @amerix]

A woman is fertile for ONLY 6 days of the month or 72 days in a year.

Hormonal contraceptives last in a woman's body between 89 - 1824 days.

So, why use them?

They are intolerable, harmful, cause infertility or low libido.

They mess their metabolism, hormones & motherhood.

[Cop Shakur @CopShakurkihara]

Kiambu Governor Wamatangi has spent KSh 2.5 billion to build 30 hospitals.

William Ruto has spent over KSh 2.8 billion on police uniforms.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

He hasn’t even been at the club a day and Barcelona have already managed to crucify Jesus again.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Forever a Gunner ❤️

The club can confirm that Gabriel Martinelli has joined Al-Hilal on a permanent deal.

Thank you for everything and best of luck, Gabi 🤝

[Telegraph Football @TeleFootball]

Mike Dean, the controversial former Premier League referee, has said that he used to play secret games during matches, such as seeing how long he could go before blowing his whistle.

Appearing on Jamie Vardy’s Having a Party podcast, Dean claimed that he once went more than 20 minutes in a Premier League match without blowing his whistle and once managed to not leave the centre circle for about 15 minutes.

🔗: https://t.co/CmnvQUiH3P

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Atletico Madrid's new logo

[Sam Blitz @SamBIitz]

Arsenal had an open training session for Sky Sports cameras this morning.

No Cristhian Mosquera after he came off vs Aston Villa with his muscular issue. No Bruno Guimaraes too.

Declan Rice did train today, while Jurrien Timber was on the grass, but training on his own. #afc

[THE SEASON @castrofy26]

Gamblers, what do you say?

[MALCOM (Machaji na Manyonyois) @ArnoldMalcom01]

Listen to this guy💔

[IVY @ivymuthe]

Kenyans shocked to learn how Mathematics subject is taught in Swahili in Tanzania schools

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Three of the best and three of the worst signings across Europe this summer 💸

(w/ @Rabona_TV)

[J @brunoballl]

Man Utd signed Luke Shaw in 2014. Since then:

🔵 City: Clichy → Mendy → Zinchenko → Cancelo → Ait-Nouri → Gvardiol
🔵 Chelsea: Azpilicueta → Alonso → Chilwell → Cucurella → Hato
🔴 Arsenal: Monreal → Tierney → Zinchenko → Calafiori/Lewis-Skelly
🔴 Liverpool: Moreno → Robertson → Kerkez
⚪ Spurs: Rose → Davies → Reguilón → Udogie

Meanwhile, 12 years later, Man Utd are still relying on Luke Shaw.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

PL debuts for The Arsenal ❤️‍🔥

[48 Laws Of Power Bot @48_quotes]

Never teach them enough so that they can do without you.

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

The Timber brothers in the @premierleague 🤝

[Prime Video Sport UK @primevideosport]

ELEVEN of the 13 highest spending clubs this summer were from the Premier League 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🤑

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

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