asspen

gay tendencies

[leah ♡ @pirdbooop]

The spam texts are evolving. They know what they’re doing. Like this almost worked on me

[Chris @citehchris]

not to be controversial but you should be allowed to leave work early to get drinks if the weather is nice enough

[💙Jillian Hurley @JillianMHurley]

When did this happen?

[icy @icyhive]

“can you watch someone’s story for me” oh absolutely I never gave a fuck

[Eagles Nation @PHLEaglesNation]

According to “a well-placed insider,” discussions between #Eagles players and their front office resulted in a "massive no" when asked if they would accept an invitation to the White House to honor their Super Bowl Victory, per @TheSun.

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

BIRTHDAY PICK SIX!!! COOOP!!!!!

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

PICK 6 IS HECKUVA BIRTHDAY GIFT 🎁

@cdejean23 | #FlyEaglesFly

[sorchaiscrying⸆⸉ | ⭐️ @Sorchaiscryingg]

CACKLING.

[alexis @anp_444]

IT’S SUPER BOWL SUNDAY. TIME TO LOCK TF IN. GO BIRDS.

[Radical Graffiti @GraffitiRadical]

"Let ICE melt at the door"
Sticker spotted in Ventura, California

[𝐬𝐨𝐯 ᯓ ✈︎ @sovietsoleri]

things keep happening that make me want a cigarette

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Adolf Titler

[elliott @elliott_green_]

dating someone who is actually nice to me rocks why didn’t I do this sooner

[asspen @okkasspen]

@bootleghinata I’m 4’11 you can pry platforms out of my cold dead hands

[sam @pinkmochhi]

easy

[GB @GaryB___]

This the type of shit Twitter was built on

[ash 💌 @wandasbarbiex]

CUT THE FUCKING CAMERAS

[pj @pjayevans]

Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love seeing my boy Rick charge his wife for popcorn at amc