°

[tk @tkisrage]

So Tobey Maguire is the only Spider-Man that organically makes webs, the others need web shooters, but that doesn’t really make sense lol, why can they not make webs?? So basically you can run on walls and have fast instincts but no webs lmaoo nigga you are cockroach man

[° @okokvalevale]

@jimmykimmel funny yall should mention JWB as today is the anniversary of the Lincoln Assassination.

[° @okokvalevale]

Hear me out: A Milli Vanilli cover band called Willie Vanillie, who lipsync-cover MV songs dressed as the band Nelson but actually sung by Willie Nelson.

[Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @PauliesOpinions]

Yeah Ton', it's me. Our friend the cop mayor? Not gonna be a problem anymore.

[° @okokvalevale]

Pretty sure no one, including @SnoopDogg ever foresaw him rolling through the streets of Paris, carrying the Olympic Torch (Shaped like a joint) … while surrounded by a full Police detail.
FULL POLICE ESCORT! #whatatimetobealive #snoop #OlympicGames #paris #torch #doggpound #la

[° @okokvalevale]

Isn’t it funny that the app icon for iMessage/Texting on iPhones is green, but we only trust blue messages and the green ones are bad?

[° @okokvalevale]

@ATT hung up on me because I noted that they contribute to right wing politicians’ campaigns

[° @okokvalevale]

#dontworrydarling #chrispine #puppetmaster

[° @okokvalevale]

@LifeLock is a scam. I was a member for at least a year and they abruptly just closed my membership without notice. They also never alerted me to the person who has been stealing my identity for over 15 years.

[° @okokvalevale]

#jerryspringer #america #GunViolenceAwareness #fucktedcruz #tedcruzisaterrorist

[° @okokvalevale]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[° @okokvalevale]

@okayslayer towards a eurotrip this fall

[° @okokvalevale]

@okayslayer my lucky Swiss Army knife. Carried it for 30 years.

[° @okokvalevale]

@tombrady #fucktombrady

[° @okokvalevale]

@TomBrady #fucktombrady

[° @okokvalevale]

@okayslayer Samoas Win!

[° @okokvalevale]

New Years Eve Quarantined in my apartment: Who all gon be there?

[Chief Erican, PhD @EricanSA]

Mark Zuckerberg's personal wealth has dropped by nearly $7 billion in a matter of hours, knocking him down a notch on the list of the world's wealthiest people, as Whatsapp, Facebook, and Instagram have all gone down.
#facebookdown #facebookwhistleblower #DeleteFacebook imassage