Okomikeruko

Author of the Celestium sagas

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https://t.co/EGO7daQfu8 Future home of my books. Currently a LinkTree redirect.

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@ThrillaRilla369 A purse?

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@TheExBeliever Clearly, Zeus and Apollo exist. The sun still rises and sets—thunder and lightning still kill people.

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@Ryan_Parkerrr Yes.
Next question?

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@catturd2 Both can be true. There are terrible humans on the internet, and the movie can be just bad.

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@seth_poorman @magicLgge Nearby woods? Where are the woods nearby?

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@AntiWokeMemes Nope.

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@AntiWokeMemes Oil is coming in one of 2 ways:
Pipeline or Train.
All anti-pipeline propaganda is funded by train-owning billionaires.

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@ThatJunkman You took a 3-year-old to a PG-13 movie?

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@BladeoftheS And selectively decide which parts to hide.

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@Avazoey_ No... Men get their hearts broken, and it's "there are other fish in the sea"

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@xagreat Almost as if those three nations have a different idea of "gravest crime"

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@prinkasusa Because men are more likely to get caught?

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@ma1ybe Isn't it just as sexist to assume the bald one is male?

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@Irina_exh 8 + 4 = 12.

It doesn't matter that the previous three equations were wrong.

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@AntiLeftMemes That's one way to say Trump is more gangsta than your parents.

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@Zack_magaig "Adding?"

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@AntiLeftMemes A millstone disguised as a life preserver.

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@Askwhyisit No. But name a government institution that achieves a 100% accurate conviction rate?

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@GigaBasedDad * Hard-boiled eggs
* Dried apricots
* Chocolate protein shake
* Mozzerella cheese sticks
* Rotisserie chicken leg quarter.

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@Babywwir Why?