today a woman saw me buying flowers for my girlfriend and she said to me "where do i find one like you" and i told her “right here”, because besides being romantic i'm also unfaithful
I've never heard of anyone studying so hard they got a nosebleed, or even getting a nosebleed for any reason, so are we just not locking in hard enough or is that an Asian thing?
Do you wanna come to dinner with my parents and observe the unsaid lifelong dynamics that control every aspect of my life and unlock a new level of intimacy in our friendship or no