Olympiqué Anus FC

Based in Burgundy, France.

[Oscar the Pirate @OscarthePirate1]

Thanks to the crowd funders for letting me muck about and that. Here’s a poem, dedicated to my brother Pascal, who sadly died of hypocrisy.

[Olympiqué Anus FC @OL_Anus_FC]

Papers making stuff up for headlines...
I think you'll find he's already employed at @OL_Anus_FC

#UpTheAnus

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Christophe Galtier has lost faith in owners INEOS' management of OGC Nice and has never been so close to leaving. (LP)
https://t.co/3iIHwTef6l

[Simon Mason @SMase75]

@OL_Anus_FC @NicolaPartridg2 @_T_C_P_L Never question my loyalty!
I’ve just turned down the best away shirt, in the league, for you arseholes.

[Olympiqué Anus FC @OL_Anus_FC]

@SMase75 @NicolaPartridg2 @_T_C_P_L How would a limited edition 3rd shirt, signed by Ralf Minge himself sound?
We reward loyalty at the Anus.

[Olympiqué Anus FC @OL_Anus_FC]

🖤❤️ BREAKING NEWS!! ❤️🖤

Heddí BONNÈT Stays!

The defensive midfield powerhouse commits to the Anus for another 7 years!

#UpTheAnus

[Olympiqué Anus FC @OL_Anus_FC]

@SMase75 @NicolaPartridg2 @_T_C_P_L To make it easier, shall we start ordering the 'half and half' scarves for you?

[Olympiqué Anus FC @OL_Anus_FC]

❤️MORE!🖤

Spanish Striker DERIEÈR signs a 3 year contact extension, keeping him at the Chupa Chups Arena till 2025!

#UpTheAnus

[Olympiqué Anus FC @OL_Anus_FC]

❤️ CONTRACT NEWS🖤
The good news keeps on coming...

Johan BAGUETTE signs new 6 year contract!

The energetic right back commits to the Anus!
#UpTheAnus

[Olympiqué Anus FC @OL_Anus_FC]

Our Manager had this to say on Dr Faartz reappointment:

"We ahre delighted to hahve dr faartz bahck weeth us, hees knowledge of youth team footbahll ees secahnd to nahne"

#UpTheAnus

[Olympiqué Anus FC @OL_Anus_FC]

After his unfortunate incarceration, We at the Anus, are delighted to announce we have reappointed the head of physiotherapy, Dr. Faartz.

Faartz had this to say:

"After having my holiday ruined, I am thrilled to start my work with the Youth team once again"
#UpTheAnus

[Olympiqué Anus FC @OL_Anus_FC]

Squad List:

1 Alex CRAIMANT
2 Johan BAGUETTE
5 Jacque MEEOF
6 Mike HOCKERTZ
3 Perri NIÜM
4 Heddí BONNÈT
8 Pons DEREPLAY
7 Jérémie GERMAIN
11 Désiré BOUISON
9 DERIEÈR
10 Camem BERT

12 Ferré O'ROCHE
13 Legrand MEMBÉR
14 Noé MARTEL-BRANDÍ
15 Franc BOUCHER
16 Beau JACQUE

[Olympiqué Anus FC @OL_Anus_FC]

Submitting our portfolio application to the @_T_C_P_L for approval:

Club Name:

Olympiqué Anus FC

Club Badge:

[Olympiqué Anus FC @OL_Anus_FC]

Manager:
Christophe Galtier

[Olympiqué Anus FC @OL_Anus_FC]

Home, Away, Third Shirts:

[Olympiqué Anus FC @OL_Anus_FC]

Squad List:

1 Alex CRAIMANT
2 Johan BAGUETTE
5 Jacque MEEOF
6 Mike HOCKERTZ
3 Perri NIÜM
4 Heddí BONNÈT
8 Pons DEREPLAY
7 Jérémie GERMAIN
11 Désiré BOUISON
9 DERIEÈR
10 Camem BERT
12 Feréer O'ROCHE
13 Legrand MEMBÉR
14 Noé MARTEL-BRANDÍ
15 Franc BOUCHER
16 Beau JACQUE

[Olympiqué Anus FC @OL_Anus_FC]

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