Olann Kerrison

Irish by birth, Munster by the grace of God

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@MogsyMorg ©️@ojricho, 2004

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@shitlondonguinn That photo’s not taken at the Fleece. The outside is an alleyway, nowhere that looks like that.

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@LeShuttle @gavbo77 @Jaygz77 We were put on a train leaving 7 hours after our original departure. Only those with letters being called are put through to border control. You can try to change in the terminal building but seems a bit of a lottery. We are still looking at a 5-hour delay.

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@threeredkings It’s like the rugby equivalent of that Donald Glover pizza meme

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Pro-Internet: I’ve learned so many things I would never have known.

Pre-Internet: I would have never known these things.

Sometimes I wonder which is better.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

British holidaymaker reunited with dentures 11 years after vomiting them into a Benidorm bin https://t.co/TFnUlARJn5

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@Natleague_rugby @EnglandRugby @camrufc The ruck-goblin shithousing from the scrum-half on the 10 who missed the tackle …

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@thepaulwilliams Did this years ago with a blackberry in the office. Slid across the floor as the lift doors opened and fell down the lift shaft through the gap. Guy waiting by the lift peered down and said I bet you couldn’t do that again if you tried ten times. I didn’t.

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Before this goes I just wanted to recognise that my late mother flew transatlantic - in coach/economy - with 3,000 sq feet of cling film on her lap because she thought I needed it in my life. If that’s not peak Irish Mam then I don’t know what is. #irishmammy

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@MogsyMorg How does it compare to the Black Plague?

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@MogsyMorg I think it’s generally worked out well for people who’ve ignored police trying to apprehend them, no?

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@virginmedia Thank you - all sorted with a better package on a lower tariff (especially looking forward to 1GB broadband)

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@virginmedia I spent 90 minutes online with a rep who eventually said they couldn’t help me and then transferred me to a dept that closed four hours ago. I almost admire the shithousery, but is it possible to speak to someone who can help?

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@virginmedia Thanks for responding. I’m out of contract and trying to upgrade. I’ve tried twice to do so, without luck. Can you tell me specifically how to contact the right team, or better yet have them contact me? Thanks again.

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@MogsyMorg Surely post-Brexit we can just bring it back?

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@MogsyMorg You’d think that after 1,418 years of suffering you’d have developed some form of immunity.

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Me spotting my #Eurovision bingo squares onscreen #feathers #windmachine #winkingatcamera

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Would make sense that if you have advantage and you score a try, that you have an option to kick the conversion from where the adv happened. Seems counterintuitive to score in the corner off a pen adv under the posts and convert from the touchline #rugby #rugbytrials #rugbylaws

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@MogsyMorg You wouldn’t believe it

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Tackle of the year from Haley #BENvMUN

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Cue the Benny Hill music and just let it run. Magnifique.

[Rugby PRO D2 @rugbyprod2]

#PROD2 - L'image de la J18

Jouer au jeu de la patate chaude quand la sirène vient de sonner c'est courir le risque de se faire sanctionner 🚨🥔et à ce jeu là c'est le @BOPBweb qui a la frite 🍟