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Christian ✝️ |Ex-Banker |Adulting one day at a time |Powered by Grace |Just here for the good gist.😁😁

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Oh boy, we are sooo back 😭❤️

[Ogechukwu OnyeLife💯 @kingsleynovich]

Isabella, You killed Master Oogway?

[ThatPortharcourtBoy aka Nnukwu Nmanwu @ThatPHCBoy]

lmao all of you hate being addressed with your first names by juniors until you want to pursue gen z babes.

babe: good morning uncle segun
you: come off it jare, call me shegz

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[Rexnn @Rexnn3]

When you're watching a cooking tutorial and they start using big words like "soy sauce" and "chicken"

[😎😎 @Olannma27]

@JeremiahDeheart By the time IKR 573 shuttlers driver leave you, you go jump danfo kan sweat extra sweat before you reach office.
😂😂😂😂😂

[😎😎 @Olannma27]

@sezuaIY Na to tell them to buy kilishi when dem dey come back.
😂😂😂

[😎😎 @Olannma27]

@Bd_Enny @Urchilla01 Thank you.🫡🫡
You will marry your wife.

[😎😎 @Olannma27]

@bigs_povv Make he hold am for there sharp sharp.
😂😂😂😂😂😂

[royalty @ayokunlle]

You that’s stalking me is not the problem, it’s me that has my name as my username that is the problem

Nawa😭

[Moltisanti A. @thesecondborn_]

With the right amount of disgrace titrated adequately, you will be surprised at how much you can and will.

[Fiona Laker ✊🏿 @fioneezy]

I really steer clear of people without principles. The bag is the bag cannot be your entire personality or an excuse when you consistently betray those in community with you

That’s literally someone that can sell your soul🙃

[😎😎 @Olannma27]

@fioneezy I agree with this so much. There’s a difference between being ambitious and having absolutely no principles. Money can open doors, but if you’re willing to betray everyone around you just to get it, then the bag has become your entire identity. And honestly, that’s scary.

[David Ade @Dayveed_Ade]

This is what AJS is always driving at when he tries to push Christians to be excellent in everything they do. It’s the easiest form of evangelism.. when people can see that there’s something different about you, without even preaching any gospel.

[LIMOBLAZE OMO JESU @Limoblaze]

Life is already rough, why you watching horror movies?

[😎😎 @Olannma27]

Truly he is indeed the "special one".
But John Terry saying he was willing to leave the pitch in a coffin for Mourinho? That’s basically Peter saying he was willing to die for Jesus. The level of loyalty and belief is insane.
Anyways, break is over.
Back to work. 😂

[😎😎 @Olannma27]

Just concluded episode one of the Mourinho documentary and I am so fascinated.
I honestly never knew club football could be this thrilling and interesting. The confidence, the obsession with winning, the relationships he built with his players.

[aunty dolapo💋 @dolapospov]

as a woman you should….

[Mercy Grace Munduru 🇺🇬 🇨🇩🇸🇸 @deuce_mercy]

Wow, you can literally be going about your day and a stray bullet just hits your forehead🤣

[Chukwuedozie Nwa Charlie @TheCharlesIsidi]

Davido only cares about his uncle winning. As long as those priorities align, he is willing to do anything, once he secures this, it’s back to regular programming.

You’ll be a fool to think Davido sees injustice in Nigeria the same way you do.

His lenses are tainted by access.

[Oṣóyínká 🪔 @sledge_baba]

There's this dangerous programming that has been done on Nigerians and it's really sad to see. Many people don't believe you have the right to anything good, even if you're paying for it.

I complained about Airtel's poor network yesterday and someone replied me with "it's because you don't know the tactics" sigh

Bro! This is 2026
I can't be paying 30k monthly for internet and still be looking for hacks like I'm using opera mini free browser.

What's wrong with us?