Carmen

I eat stories like grapes.

[Carmen @old_battleaxe]

@fortymaliks I mean Awards, jeesh

[Carmen @old_battleaxe]

@fortymaliks Are those his rewards from army?

[Carmen @old_battleaxe]

@fortymaliks I don’t want this to be accurate but I fear it is.

[Carmen @old_battleaxe]

All my friends are at a music festival and I am home playing @RidiculousFtips. No complaints.

[Carmen @old_battleaxe]

@fortymaliks I saw this the other day and meant to send it to you! I’m glad you found it anyway

[Carmen @old_battleaxe]

@fortymaliks Hot priest?

[McShirehampton @McShirehampton]

Had to try this trend 😊

[Carmen @old_battleaxe]

@fortymaliks My new trick is to re-read a childhood favourite.

[Conajam @conajam]

no better feeling than when you finish a good book & can finally eat the bookmark

[Carmen @old_battleaxe]

@fallingforruin @fortymaliks

[Carmen @old_battleaxe]

@expensiveaccide @virginiatingley

[GL @gldivittorio]

You're laughing. Instagram accounts that gained hundreds of thousands of followers entirely by posting twitter screenshots are losing the source of their livelihood and you're laughing.

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

If you’re excited about the original lineup of Blink 182 getting back together: please remember to stretch your lower back and hamstrings today. Your body isn’t what it used to be and that’s ok

[Nate Odenkirk @birthdaynate]

Sorry to hear about the queen, I heard you two were close

[Carmen @old_battleaxe]

@fortymaliks @colettelizabth He gave his life for tourism.

[Carmen @old_battleaxe]

@colettelizabth @whoahannahjo @jblanc91 @fortymaliks

[Carmen @old_battleaxe]

@fortymaliks I dunno maybe a long drive to clear your head and then you’ll end up at my house

[Carmen @old_battleaxe]

@fortymaliks

[Carmen @old_battleaxe]

@fortymaliks Did you? You were texting so it seems like a no.