toasty

[toasty @oldaccountjayb]

guess whose logged back into their old twitter account ya gal is buzzing

[toasty @oldaccountjayb]

Was at Lexie’s last night and she told me not to go in her bottom drawer because my bday present was in there and I genuinely was trying to see through her drawer for a solid 30 seconds till I realised I don’t have x Ray vision and never will

[toasty @oldaccountjayb]

Jay > joe > Joely

find it weird when people call me my name like u ain’t my mum

[*abz @AbzChance]

ab > abz > abbie > abigail

[toasty @oldaccountjayb]

@hollieh0llie @ultracheeze Hope in round back nothing easier

[H @houseofhazel]

you see this? The movement? Clothes falling from the sky onto people? You see how interesting this is? How different it is? This is what I like to see during fashion week.

[toasty @oldaccountjayb]

My week on Twitter 🎉: 3 Mentions, 11 Likes, 2 Replies. See yours with https://t.co/yQ0jGyDpJa

[Ed Miliband @Ed_Miliband]

“The language of surrender suggests we are at war either with Europe or each other. We are not.

The safety of MPs should not depend on the way they vote.”

[toasty @oldaccountjayb]

Proud of my girl 🤪🤪🤪🤪

[lexie @lexieorme__]

Best mood EVER

[trish @ultragloss]

platonic affection is so 💗🥰💞💕💝✨🌈💓💘like yes give me hugs when u see me!! 😌💞🦋 rest ur head on my shoulder when we watch tv!!!! 🤭☝️💝💖💓💘😌💞🥰 we are FRIENDS and i ADORE u!!!!!!!!!!!!

[toasty @oldaccountjayb]

Swear there’s been a few too get shot

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

There has been no President in the history of our Country who has been treated so badly as I have. The Democrats are frozen with hatred and fear. They get nothing done. This should never be allowed to happen to another President. Witch Hunt!

[ruby 🐊 @roobeekeane]

“as per my previous email”
- weirdly formal
- passive aggressive
- might not get a reply

“if you’d used your fuckin eyes, Geoff”
- shows a passion for biology
- informal, first name terms
- even better if their name isn’t Geoff

[The DM Reporter @DMReporter]

LADY HALE: Graduated top of her class with a 1st in Law from Cambridge. Professor of Law at Manchester. First woman to be appointed to the Law Commission. Only the second woman to be appointed to the Court of Appeal. President of the Supreme Court.

THE DAILY MAIL: “Ex-barmaid.”

[Paul Holdengraber @holdengraber]

.@GretaThunberg changes her bio page on @Twitter

[Charli @charli_xcx]

Official or White Mercedes? answer like your life depends on it.

[UK House of Commons @HouseofCommons]

Following the Supreme Court's judgment, the 2017-19 parliamentary session will resume on Wednesday 25 September.
The House of Commons will sit at 11.30am. There will be no #PMQs. Ministerial statements, and applications for urgent questions and emergency debates will be allowed.

[b.b @benoobrown]

I swear Instagram shows you the name you don't want to see at the start of someone's likes???

[b @redbethmond]

Thomas Cook execs have taken home over £20 million in the last 5 years, setting them up for life. Today 21K people, lots of them likely on near min wage, have woken up with no job a few months before xmas. Capitalism working as designed - to exclusively benefit the fat cats