Lizzie Nelson

Middle-aged thinklets. Dog and coffee inspired poet and artist. Forgetful...

[Lizzie Nelson @oldartsoul]

Anyone following me here, I’d love it if you could follow my new account instead.

[Lizzie Nelson @fairtopiddling]

1987
an #alcoholiday in Crete.
We were 21.
Days #baked crisp
in factor 5,
then dressed,
gingerly,
and drank and danced
all night long. Til 12.30.
I’m not sure we ever ate.
Eager to show off our tans,
back in Tunbridge Wells
but, alas,
it all peeled off on the plane home.#vss365

[Lizzie Nelson @fairtopiddling]

I am terrible at remembering so I thought, ladies, let's do each other a favour and send a secret power ripple around the world. Everyone that sees this tweet:
One, two, three...PELVIC FLOOR!
#mexicanwave #kegel #passiton

[Lizzie Nelson @oldartsoul]

@ThePogface @SarahMillican75 Yes indeed, poogle. https://t.co/bL8JjiUXUg

[Lizzie Nelson @oldartsoul]

@jenniemaizels ach! I followed you with my old account- unfollow me here...

[Lizzie Nelson @oldartsoul]

@Helena_Slater You ok?

[Lizzie Nelson @oldartsoul]

@CAH @Medium Feck! I mean look at Instagram for those accounts- we are crap here

[Lizzie Nelson @oldartsoul]

@CAH @Medium Cos you didn't bring in the Chicago dream team of IG @potojis @spudsurlike and @oldartsoul Proper Man-Spuds with character Grr!

[Lizzie Nelson @oldartsoul]

@wheatonnews Any way we can find out if Wheaton is affected by this new study?https://t.co/5Ngmj9KzcY

[Lizzie Nelson @oldartsoul]

#ghostbusterswaterloo Hangin with her Nanny

[Lizzie Nelson @oldartsoul]

https://t.co/sEiLceKd0X Still my best selling card #ValentinesDay

[Lizzie Nelson @oldartsoul]

@Anthropologie http://t.co/1Up90hJNHj Bet you're chuffed they named an epoch after you!

[Almost Royal @almostroyal]

For a limited time only. Watch the Boston episode of #AlmostRoyal before the series premiere on June 21st at 10/9c - http://t.co/xSt6dbTAF7

[Lizzie Nelson @oldartsoul]

Car drive into Seattle on 99,instead of playing Yellow Car with the kiddo, we played Green Cross. I swear one on every block!

[Lizzie Nelson @oldartsoul]

Overheard in London: this week’s #wordonthestreet http://t.co/ZaHuHtHQfF Oh how I miss it!

[Lizzie Nelson @oldartsoul]

#mothersday only one awake. My bunnies are still slumbering. WHERE'S MY BLOODY BREAKFAST?!

[Lizzie Nelson @oldartsoul]

My tiny hands are frozen!! - I should make that into a Mimi Meme! Who got that? Ok maybe a meh Mimi Meme. Ok, I'm going #bloodycoldthough

[Lizzie Nelson @oldartsoul]

Transmogri-fied or fried a few kids, last night. Sorry! http://t.co/p2fFyFXQnl

[Lizzie Nelson @oldartsoul]

On a scale if 1-10, how sick are you of surveys? #browseinpeace

[Lizzie Nelson @oldartsoul]

Back in lovely Portland, seems everyone still has a beard, a dog & this year's accessory-a baby/small child #beardybabies

[Lizzie Nelson @oldartsoul]

@Wordament kiddo & I badly addicted, very good for her spelling & vocab bad for me- can't put it down -ever....every..eve..even...