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[dale sachs @oldcabin19]

Dry scooping preworkout then taking a big hit of my dab pen before I go to the gym is one of the many ways I keep my vitality

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[Edward @somefoundersalt]

productivity tip #738:

convince yourself that you are the Chosen One of God and operate as if you’re fighting a holy war or else some dumbass nepo baby from harvard will steal what’s rightfully yours

[dale sachs @oldcabin19]

@LoganMohtashami Check out Afghan Kitchen on South Main St in South Salt Lake for incredible (albeit kind of random) cuisine - lamb dashi is all time

[Rusty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ImSmilingRn]

Peter griffin: wow this is just like the fonz from happy days

12 year old me: haha right on peter

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

similarly to how ancient civilizations all built similar pyramids around the world at the same time, all men in their early 20s create this same house. Scientist are baffled…

[dale sachs @oldcabin19]

I’m so hungry I could ride a horse

[dale sachs @oldcabin19]

@FeitsBarstool U look like @PFTCommenter with the old person tiktok filter

[dale sachs @oldcabin19]

Everyone is a feminist until there’s a bug in the shower

[dale sachs @oldcabin19]

@BarstoolBigCat @StellaBlueCoff 197.2

[dale sachs @oldcabin19]

@SolBrah Dentist

[dale sachs @oldcabin19]

@NipseyHoussle Zoho

[dale sachs @oldcabin19]

I would be playing in the super bowl rn but the NFL actually banned me because they said I was too good and it wouldn’t be fair for everyone else

[dale sachs @oldcabin19]

The SDSU ARC is the horniest place in San Diego

[dale sachs @oldcabin19]

Nothing has given me professional satisfaction quite as much as dropping bangers in the work group chat

[dale sachs @oldcabin19]

@BarstoolBigCat Happy birthday grande gato

[dale sachs @oldcabin19]

@pepperonciniii Things I did

[dale sachs @oldcabin19]

If she isn’t saying “I could do that” when she sees a Jackson Pollock I don’t want it

[dale sachs @oldcabin19]

Jeep wranglers won us world war 2 and now they’re being run over curbs in the Target parking lot by blonde bitches named Molly

[dale sachs @oldcabin19]

@pepperonciniii Common Liz W

[dale sachs @oldcabin19]

@SBF_FTX @fed_speak This took u an hour ……