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aidan||26||A passionate proponent of Fruitopia, a delicious and refreshing real-fruit beverage with added Vitamin C. Bog body enthusiast.

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I gotta say, in comparison to the coronation chair the thrones are a bit of a letdown.

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also I was really sleeping on aragorn as a kid. I was such a legolas girlie growing up and aragorn is both so hot and so cool??

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lord of the rings really is gay as hell. of course frodo and sam are in love. merry and pippin are obviously together. legolas and gimli are in love. just altogether gay.

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fucked to my knee playing georgian lawn games :(

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for sale in my area

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this is genuinely one of the gayest movies I’ve ever seen. more romantic tension than brokeback fr

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you can’t tell me the guys in RRR aren’t fucking I mean COME on

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the fact that a two pack of deodorant now costs $14?? literally insane

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😭 huh!!!

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my phone’s plugussy is really gaping these days. plugging it in is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

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my cat is laying on me and his digestive system is absolutely CHURNING and GURGLING, I’m so stressed he’s going to puke on me or shit on me or both

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tell me why I just took a shower and now zits are BUSTING out of my face

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i just finally decided to look for a dentist on my insurance and the only office that takes it has shit reviews????

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I’m having an absolute solitaire phase right now. you can’t tear me away.

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chris o’dowd with an american accent sounds so completely unrecognizable and I hate it

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@AllieJayHey I haven’t seen the rest of it but Metropolis is SO good

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one of my great great aunts died at 2 yo by falling into a vat of rendering pork fat. she was deep fried to death. that has to be one of the worst deaths i can think of.

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how the FUCK did gabler win survivor. I thought he was the sure loser??

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the light crispy texture of piroulines is absolutely transcendent. I’m an addict. the taste genuinely doesn’t even matter it’s just the wonderful crunch.

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kinda sounded like my neighbor just opened the sliding door, farted out of it, then closed it