Darren Ippolito

Some random dude, occasionally funny, mostly annoying and obnoxious

[Darren Ippolito @oldipp]

@ItsDeanBlundell Were you in a coma during the Trudeau years?

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@buperac I’m not going to quote my source, but this statement is not at all accurate. In full disclosure, I know nothing else about Monette’s. Just happened to spark up a conversation with someone very close to the Soderglen situation

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@SportsnetSpec Gotta have the 3rd/4th lines kill penalties. That saves about 2.5 minutes of hard ice time that the skilled guys are deployed for.

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@SportsnetSpec This is a bad look for both the coach and the GM, not to mention the player…

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@AzorcanGlobal @NHL Puck sure felt in. But nothing proves that. Officials were all blocked out of the view.

Another below- average officiated game. Not the reason Oilers lost, but definitely a poor showing by the stripes tonight

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@AzorcanGlobal Play with pace, commit to the system, more authority in front of both nets

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@4FAngusBoy Can you post her EPDs please? I’m only concerned with her genetic evaluation

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@mathewjdp I was more concerned about the lack of intensity, and compete. It was a big game in April. That’s something that can’t be understated.

Didn’t get a couple bounces, 2 minor breakdowns ended up in the net. They can lose the game, but lose it playing with a purpose.

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@Nebraskero What have the growing conditions been like over the 8 years? Average? Wet? Drought? I’m genuinely curious. I’ve seen the last 5 years here be the same results

[222 Minutes @222Minutes]

BREAKING: CEO of Bison Transport to step down after issuing a public statement regarding the last 93 crashes, but failing to do it in Hindi.

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@SportsnetSpec @WeAreCanProud Yikes Spec, this is an embarrassing take. I’d listen to Gordon Lightfoot tell me about Canada because he WAS Canadian. She’s just a birthright tourist.

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@Wiserfool2 @4FAngusBoy @CanadaHeavyHaul Natural Selection and testosterone. Not too mention the knowledge to not shit in the street and bathe. Other than that, very little really…

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@schrieferranch No gloves. However, the iodine disinfectant is hard on your skin. But I can’t feel anything through the gloves and the placenta etc inside

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@605ranchy Can you send me a DM?

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@Hotter_Dog @dstaples I’ll definitely give you that. He was playing better with Stetcher

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Come on #DogPound, that’s just bad Karma.

[Monday Nooner @MondayNooner]

Oxbow forgot their tarps. 🤦🏻‍♂️
They are wearing Fort Knox Camp jerseys tonight.
Reminds us of the story Cory Sarich told on the podcast when Canada Jrs forgot their jerseys in Finland and had to wear a rec teams. 🇫🇮 🎽

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@Sportsnet @SportsnetSpec I really think this is a well written, articulate and mature opinion of the team.

Nobody is coming to save them. It’s in that room or it’s not. Very simple

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@4FAngusBoy I can’t believe all of this happened on Ag Day! How lucky are you? #BuyALotteryTicket