Patriarchiologist

I don’t beg for pussy, I just ask 57 times 💯💰

[Patriarchiologist @oldirtypeepants]

I’m the Jane Goodall of frat douches

[Patriarchiologist @oldirtypeepants]

When I’m on the flight home from visiting my parents and realize I left the unwashed cum sock by the bed

[Patriarchiologist @oldirtypeepants]

I wasn’t even gay that one night in college, that was just a rumor lol

[Patriarchiologist @oldirtypeepants]

If I played basketball vs. Stuart Little I would run an iso and break that pricks ankles with a crossover double hezi

[Patriarchiologist @oldirtypeepants]

Michael Bay for sure directed 9/11

[Patriarchiologist @oldirtypeepants]

Munchin’ box was invented during the renaissance, but wasn’t mass produced until the Industrial Revolution.

[Patriarchiologist @oldirtypeepants]

Got a rock soft chub goin rn

[Patriarchiologist @oldirtypeepants]

@karaokecomputer @UncleRamrod This is why you get a bidet

[Patriarchiologist @oldirtypeepants]

I would send lower classes to war because of that ass

[Patriarchiologist @oldirtypeepants]

Lil mama got ass till next tuesday

[trap dad @dude_gang]

I go in n out ur girl’s pussy animal style

[Patriarchiologist @oldirtypeepants]

Boomers be like ‘yeah I’ll have the steak with a pint of milk’ and then proceed to ruin healthcare and education and democracy.

[Patriarchiologist @oldirtypeepants]

Autistic in the cool way, not the retarded way

[Patriarchiologist @oldirtypeepants]

The rest of the world should follow suit

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Can’t even be British nowadays.

[Patriarchiologist @oldirtypeepants]

So incredibly brave of these children to lay down their lives so mentally ill people can have uninterrupted access to military grade firearms ❤️

[Patriarchiologist @oldirtypeepants]

@mugshawtys

[Patriarchiologist @oldirtypeepants]

My mom said if I get good grades I can go to the East Side Crip pancake breakfast this weekend

[Patriarchiologist @oldirtypeepants]

I’m the white Bill Clinton

[Patriarchiologist @oldirtypeepants]

The best thing to do after getting your heart broken is to have five drinks and then get behind the wheel

[Patriarchiologist @oldirtypeepants]

@dude_gang Mans got his eye on the next opp

[Patriarchiologist @oldirtypeepants]

@alphaINTEL