Teenage Hand Model for Jobu Tupaki

can you send me a calendar invite?

[Teenage Hand Model for Jobu Tupaki @oldjoannaplays]

now you parlez vous francais

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

“we may or may not invade you every four years depending on how worked up ~20,000 swing voters in Waukesha County, Wisconsin feel about trans kids playing volleyball” isn’t really a good sales pitch for maintaining international allies.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

The government is in full shutdown and the Republicans are refusing to call the House back into session.

Want to know why?

Because we have secured the final vote on releasing the Epstein Files and they don’t want it out.

Call GOP and tell them to swear in @AdelitaForAZ.

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

Gillibrand has proven herself to be a virulent racist and unapologetic Islamophobe. She’s not supporting Mamdani, the Dem mayoral nominee of the largest city of the state she represents. Why should we trust her as chair of the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee next year?

[AB @AlannaBennett]

The person who said Grey's Anatomy will outlive our democracy was really onto something

[🪩 dasha 🦪 @dasiaveres]

@natthholi

[nattholi @natthholi]

Instead of fucking around with ghibli, I dare these cunts to use disney properties in their AI. Let's do mickey mouse holding a Palestinian flag and see how quick laws will be enacted.

[Uncouth Rat @solodeauxleaux]

Princess Put That Shit On

[Teenage Hand Model for Jobu Tupaki @oldjoannaplays]

@AlexHolleyFOX29 My favorite thing is this clip made Willie Geist's Sunday Morning show.

[René 🟥🚩🇵🇸 @rcmoya84]

It should be very disquieting to healthcare executives that the near universal reaction to the death of the UHC CEO I'm seeing from people on multiple platforms is certainly not sympathy for the CEO

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Today we remember the legacy of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson

[cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠 @blockhim2026]

Preparing for the election results

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

if kamala wins jimmy carter is going to die like yoda in return of the jedi immediately after

[Teenage Hand Model for Jobu Tupaki @oldjoannaplays]

Yes it's me.

[Pree @diabolicalpree]

Yt women after blowing up the bathroom at work

[Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy]

New record for fastest Penn State police investigation, breaking the previous mark by 33 years

[Teenage Hand Model for Jobu Tupaki @oldjoannaplays]

Lol we have thus mug too. Gotta love presidential libraries! (Except for gwb, that one sucks) #nara

[Reid Vance @reidvance]

But honestly, there is one man America truly needs. I’m with @dick_nixon.

[Adam Sass @TheAdamSass]

The final days of the election have everything:
-squirrel euthanasia
-the gay motherfication of Ann Selzer
-the guy who shot Bin Laden threatening to sexually enslave College Boys for Kamala

[Maya May @mayaonstage]

Hoping my childhood friends don’t f this up.

[Rep. Casey Weinstein 🇺🇸 @RepWeinstein]

“Pro-life” would be 20 Sandy Hook students voting for the first time this election.

[Anthony Michael Kreis, FRHistS @AnthonyMKreis]

"It's not an illegal lottery because it was fraud!"

[Twiz @twizzyu]

I didn't know that Milwaukee had a Wario