Sam

[Sam @oldmaidtypepoo]

@calthartt My Schlut x

[Sam @oldmaidtypepoo]

@ZakDixon @calthartt It’s ok miss Rose

[Sam @oldmaidtypepoo]

@ZakDixon @calthartt He could never pull off the GR look

[Sam @oldmaidtypepoo]

@calthartt Whos the fine shyt next to you?

[Sam @oldmaidtypepoo]

You say your middle class but you clits from the hood

[Sam @oldmaidtypepoo]

Someone moving from the seat next to you on public transport is so fucking rude like wtf do I stink

[Sam @oldmaidtypepoo]

Sometimes to feel masculine I use the big light

[Sam @oldmaidtypepoo]

Rip me out the plastic I be feeling brand new is soooo real

[Sam @oldmaidtypepoo]

He’s gay and loves rnb I call him Bent Faiyaz

[Sam @oldmaidtypepoo]

Hangovers make me feel very very single

[Sam @oldmaidtypepoo]

Doing my food shop yesterday a man brushed passed me and I said out loud ‘he fine’ to myself with my headphones on and he just glared at me

[Sam @oldmaidtypepoo]

Someone asked to see my bulgearian

[Sam @oldmaidtypepoo]

Life goal atm is for a sugar daddy to pay my rent

[Sam @oldmaidtypepoo]

The religous trauma in me loves when this little fag queens out to Ethel Cain

[Sam @oldmaidtypepoo]

@amoonshapedf00l Was so humbling cause I genuinely thought I ate

[Sam @oldmaidtypepoo]

Thinking about when a hookup asked me if I liked wicked and I sung ‘into the unknown’ from frozen with chest

[Sam @oldmaidtypepoo]

Why is my bitmoji better looking than me???

[Sam @oldmaidtypepoo]

@beachslutwhore Credit me bitch

[Sam @oldmaidtypepoo]

My drag name is John Porkskin

[Sam @oldmaidtypepoo]

@kirawontmiss Favourite part was the soap fart