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@modernHealthMe Likely AI

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@MMDA bakit po nag mamanual yung traffic enforcers sa shaw cor edsa. Di po nila sinusunod yung traffic light kaya sobrang taffic sa service road.

[RC deWinter @RCdeWinter]

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@copsychus @mlq3 Is it possible?

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@ANCALERTS Gawa ng lang ng 100 peso COINS.

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@ABSCBNNews Mukhang kailangan dyan ng Flood Control!

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@psychokenetics Maybe because the golf
Course is on the other side of the pasig river.

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@ABSCBNNews Tanggalin nyo yung mga jeep sa edsa pasay na nagooverstying and ginagawang terminal ang edsa mrt/lrt

[范鴻志 RICHARD JUAN 홍준 @richardjuan]

🇵🇭 The Philippine travel tax: a fee that targets its own citizens when they leave the country. Most countries tax incoming tourists, not their own people. ✈️
Why are we still doing this? 🤔🤔

[Tony Leachon MD @DrTonyLeachon]

Ledesma should have been fired for not having the plans that Philhealth needed.

Not having used the funds does not mean Philhealth didn’t need anything, only that Ledesma had no right to head it!

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@hecklerforever8 Siyempre dapat kasama Chippy

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@film_craze The professional

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@manilabulletin Parang showbiz chika lang ah. Anonymous.

[Tony Leachon MD @DrTonyLeachon]

First things, first.

Return the Philhealth funds and stop transfer to DOF , lower the premium, increase the case rates and extend the benefits (outpatient and lab tests).

Hire more experts to expand benefits and pursue UHC realization

@jvejercito
@risahontiveros
@boochanco
@SenatorBongGo

[Emil @13thFool]

A responsible employer conducts an internal investigation, WITH or WITHOUT formal complaint. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[i am junk @oldmanFagin]

@nabunturanguy Buti p si mark. Tahimik lang.

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@bilyonaryo_ph @hotmanila And hindi nila nadetect?

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@13thFool Immigration lines become long because there flights are closed between 12 am and 5 am. Therefore immugration is also closed. They open at 5 am hence the influx of arriving passengers at 5 am and long immugrarion lines.

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@MangingisdaSays The coconut nut is giant nut. It is not a tree.