Curtis Carver

I've always been crazy but it's kept me from going insane

[Curtis Carver @oldmancarver]

@IV_Musketeer

[dolo @doloyeung]

My father never accepted Yoshi's addition to the Mario series only ever referring to him as "The Serpent". "The Serpent is at best a tool not a character", he'd say. One Christmas I asked for Yoshi's Story and instead received a bible. "The Serpent's story is in there", he said

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

Every Robert Eggers movie takes us to a faraway time and place and imagines what the Green Goblin would be doing there

[stale cooper @stalecooper]

putting together an "Intro to Film" syllabus is pretty tough, b/c you can only cover 14-16 films covering all of film history, and at least one of them has to be Michael Mann's 2006 digital masterpiece Miami Vice

[Curtis Carver @oldmancarver]

Say what you will about the man but the gimp aged gracefully… Hardly recognized him at the end. Wow. RIP to the gimp regardless.

[Page Six @PageSix]

Actor who played The Gimp in ‘Pulp Fiction’ dead at 68 https://t.co/HRdnUjb6aB

[Curtis Carver @oldmancarver]

“My family’s been here a long time”

[Bryson Wright @BrysonWright3]

The Grizzlies came into the draft with picks 3, 16, and 32

They turned that into Cameron Boozer, Karim Lopez, Richie Saunders, Isaiah Stewart, and 2 future second round picks

I think that’s a win overall

[Curtis Carver @oldmancarver]

When people say Temple of Doom was actually a horror movie, it’s easy to think of the heart-ripping scene or any of the parts inside the creepy ass Temple, palace or mines — but the journey to the palace is scary af too. Huge flocks of “Giant Vampire Bats” lol

[Curtis Carver @oldmancarver]

Booooooozer in Beale Street Bluuuuuuuue

[Curtis Carver @oldmancarver]

@2K how can I provide proof to you that I drafted both @CameronBoozer12 and Lopez to the @memgrizz in franchise/mynba/whatever that I started almost 4 months ago and have continued to play (no simulations) and am now 49-0???

This prophecy needs to be studied!

[A Tax Collector @a_txcllctr87033]

@BlakeWeiner "It seems, in your anger, you got him cut 😬"

[Blake R. Weiner @BlakeWeiner]

Where is Thanasis? Is he safe? Is he alright?

[Curtis Carver @oldmancarver]

Wake up it’s draft day

[Travis Chapman @Travispaints]

I painted a Father’s Day miracle. Star Wars/biblical canon. Very rare.

[Curtis Carver @oldmancarver]

Could’ve sworn this was a new @timheidecker bit…. but somehow it’s not??

[Bhangbhangduc @bhangbhangducx]

Baby Yoda's increasing maturity and continued inability to speak is starting to raise questions about if he's developmentally disabled

[Sam Vecenie @Sam_Vecenie]

The Jazz made a calculated decision to trade that pick for Jaren Jackson Jr. If the Grizzlies had known that pick would in some way be protected, would Jackson even be on the Jazz now? Feels completely absurd to penalize the Grizzlies for a trade they already made.