Old Man Neill

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Since I'm too old to be chasing waterfalls, I'll probably just stick to the rivers and lakes that I'm used to.

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@ilikesleep Not sure which looks worse on the menu, the goguma pizza or the straw berrymore pizza

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@chet_vincent Fun song!

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@gibsonfrazier I attended a Man of the Century party a couple of weeks ago. OMG. Well done sir!

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@CaraBuono Attended a Man of the Century party this wkend. OMG people need to know about about this film!

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@frazierapproves Pretty much all Halloween candy is low grade trash. Nostalgia aside, no adult should be eating that junk. If you're going to ruin your health there are better options.

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@ilikesleep @illyrias I ordered that exactly once. The first cut into it spread its foul nature all over the plate. 6 year old Asia devoured the entire dish with glee.

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@ilikesleep Yesssss

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@RikAdamski Spent a year teaching 7th/8th at 35th/California in 1995. Half of the class had never been downtown! Took them on a cheap day-long field trip via bus 35 & bus 60. Walked the mag mile with them, took them to FAO Schwarz (RIP), and bought them each a book at a now closed bookstore.

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New low point in my life: Spent $300 to take a scenic train to nowhere in Arizona and saw some boomers sing along with Kenny Rogers "Gotta know when to hold 'em".

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@arbybeast So sorry for your loss.

[Michael Natelli @MichaelNatelli]

Every town loves to claim they're “the best city to raise a family.”

But they're lying.

Most towns are terrible places to raise a family.

Because most places are not designed to live in.

They’re designed to consume.

🧵 Here are 7 things family-friendly cities should have:

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@frazierapproves My son has to order for all his friends at restaurants. They're all afraid to talk to the server.

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@fredfrances Yesssssssssss

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@fredfrances Nooooooooooo

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@frazierapproves Once upon a time I could do both! I'd have to get way better insurance if I was gonna try either one now.

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@evanhlevine I miss those letters to no one! Glad to see you're still giving corporate America a piece of your mind!

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@danielgilman @billpeduto Shameful

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@andrealaurion Libby and dialup are my 2 fav pandemic apps. Listening to audiobooks 40+hrs/wk for free and talking to somewhat enlightened randos every day has kept me sane.

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@GlypheNotes @BucsDugout Another antecdote: growing up a Cubs fan in Chicago, I got so sick of listening to Harry Carrey's drunken antics and Rob Santo's babbling incoherence that I gave up on the Cubs and became a White Sox fan until I moved here.

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@GlypheNotes @BucsDugout I got into Pirates baseball from 2011-2018 and watched or listened to nearly every game. I watched the 2020 opener, and not a single other game last season. I'll be back around once they put a semi-competitive team back on the field, but it could be a while.