EthanSimianaVEVO

tee/hee

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There are no winners at Sizzler, only those who didn’t get their money’s worth and those who want to die.

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watch this space, big things coming 🙏

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Yeah I’m a sigma male
Ima sigma mail (parking infringement letters) into this filing cabinet (the bin)

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@ratbitebaby

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@ghostmutt69 Rayyyyyy

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@gracejarvisohno ✨ Memories ✨

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Scatman John walked so Crazy Frog could run

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Watching The DaVinci Code, or as I call it: Enigmas in Paris

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Working for the dole ❌
Working for the doll ✅

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Now we realise maybe Kanye WAS saying she was a gold digger (she was Jewish btw) (yikes)

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Weird Al covers 50 cent

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Can’t believe stranger things real name is Milton Robert Brown

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If Flat Earth was true, we’d all be remembering Powerman 5000 from the Rodney Mullen Pro Skater series of games.

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@ghostmutt69 Lipsync Battlefield Earth

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Check 👏 in 👏 with 👏 Suicide Girls 👏 on 👏 RUOK 👏 day 👏

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Down at the construction yard giving handjobs because I jack off all trades

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Fuck Marry Kill?
Who’s Marry Kill??

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The Queen? Do you mean the $5 Mad Magazine Fold-In style Gobby Whale?

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Damn this dude getting roasted by sponsored posts, AI getting savage fr

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@GoodReddit It’s just another Saturday

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Dipping your friends in batter and impaling them with a stick is a real dagwood dog move 😤😤