Matt Frierdich

Creator of comedy/film/advertising.

[Matt Frierdich @oldmattymatt]

Black Mirror’s back if you’re looking to ruin your day

[jon mackey @itsjonmackey]

GONE FISHING is out today! Super thankful for the incredible cast and crew who made it possible! Click the link below (or in my Linktree) to go watch it—if you enjoy it please like, comment on the vimeo page & share it where things can be shared!

https://t.co/YinmELaXp9

[jon mackey @itsjonmackey]

Produced by @LizMaupin with @oldmattymatt and some super gracious help from my friends at Alpen Pictures. Excited to show y’all!

[Matt Frierdich @oldmattymatt]

I don't like to park my car in the garage at night because I'm worried it might get scared and lonely.

[Matt Frierdich @oldmattymatt]

I like how the sun and moon hang out a bit in the morning and night to make sure the shift change goes through smoothly.

[Matt Frierdich @oldmattymatt]

Hire Jon! Everything he says is true.

[jon mackey @itsjonmackey]

Hey this is a gross tweet—but I’m really good at my job and if any reps out there are looking to take on a client who is a really good writer/director/improviser/actor/sweetie-pie who people really like working with— hi. I’m Jon. Come on in. (This tweet will get ten likes)

[Matt Frierdich @oldmattymatt]

Some days you give thanks some days you give the finger.

[Matt Frierdich @oldmattymatt]

People ask me if it’s weird to put contacts in my eyes, but I’m like, what’s the alternative? Other people putting them in my eyes? No thanks.

[Matt Frierdich @oldmattymatt]

Don’t forget to have a green beer today, otherwise, the ghost of St. Patrick will send all the snakes he drove out of Ireland right to your house.

[Matt Frierdich @oldmattymatt]

Today feels like Friday and disappointment.

[Matt Frierdich @oldmattymatt]

If you have a friend who knows CPR, you can eat anything you want as fast as you want with no risks.

[Matt Frierdich @oldmattymatt]

Smelling candles is ASMR for your nose.

[Matt Frierdich @oldmattymatt]

When you burp alone, do you still say excuse me?

[Matt Frierdich @oldmattymatt]

I love oversleeping because the best way to start your morning is with sheer panic.

[Matt Frierdich @oldmattymatt]

Got a foster kitten. Found out later it was a David Foster Wallace kitten. Now it won’t stop wearing a bandana and asking me if I’ve had a chance to read Infinite Jest.

[Matt Frierdich @oldmattymatt]

Crazy today is the only day a year we're allowed to say "I love you."
The government sure has some crazy rules.

[Matt Frierdich @oldmattymatt]

@KevinKovanich Well our country is proud of you Kevin

[Matt Frierdich @oldmattymatt]

I’m beginning to think i won’t be getting the call for this years Olympics.

[Matt Frierdich @oldmattymatt]

@McNichaels Yeah, i looked up some pictures and they're gross. Just google, hair growing in mouth. But I was thinking more like full beards. Hair just covering everything. Would def be tough with food.

[Matt Frierdich @oldmattymatt]

No i didn’t sleep well. I was up all night thinking about if beards were on the inside of our mouths.

[Matt Frierdich @oldmattymatt]

Isn’t it weird you say your pets name all the time, but they’ve probably not once thought of yours?