Jake Tauber

TV executive, producer, watcher and sometime repair man. Writer of occasionally amusing commentary and supermarket lists.

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@CalltoActivism Schmuck.

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@Dalbodog YES!!

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This video gives me chills and goosebumps everytime I watch it.

https://t.co/SEDvGHXxaF

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@andrewkimmel : (

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@BillOReilly If you were any more full of crap, you’d be an outhouse.

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@jonfavs @DocLanceP Religion and its arbitrary dictates is the greatest evil ever perpetrated on humankind.

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@RepMTG Giving you the benefit of the doubt. And being as polite as my mother taught me. You’re just a delusional partisan idiot.

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@RogerJStoneJr @TuckerCarlson To jail?

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@RepMTG For someone as clueless as you, you have to be admired. Almost every day you prove why America is the greatest. It’s the place where any idiot can voice their opinion without fear.

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The great irony of Ron DieSantis’ homophobia is it makes him an asshole.

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@jonfavs You’re letting logic cloud your thinking: )

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@SenTedCruz If you were any more full of crap you’d be an outhouse.

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@mitchellreports Lovely, but never trust an animal that doesn’t have sphincter.

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@AdamKinzinger Does Trump sell branded/autographed breast implants?

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@ScottAdamsSays No matter the circumstances, only an asshole hits a woman. And if your ok with that, then you’re an asshole to.

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@leahmcelrath Normally, I’d say Ye is dumb as a shoebox, but at least a shoebox has a purpose.

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@JoshMankiewicz @mmfa No matter who it’s from, Trump’s pathological narcissism will not let him ignore a compliment. Maybe it’ll finally do him in.

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Donald Trump is a pathological narcissist. He’d have dinner with Hitler if Adolph gave him a compliment.

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@thetaoishway By paying attention.

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@elonmusk Like the Frankenstein monster.