Quebert X. Einstein

Part-time ninja. The Face of Justice!

[Quebert X. Einstein @oldskoolunchbox]

@Havvers98 I have to turn it off half the time. I assumed it's because they are offering the higher speed version and are throttling people to get them to switch.

[Quebert X. Einstein @oldskoolunchbox]

Should I have eaten all of these mushrooms...no.

Did I...ohh you bet ya.

[Quebert X. Einstein @oldskoolunchbox]

@Havvers98 I'm sorry...what?!

[Quebert X. Einstein @oldskoolunchbox]

Just went to my first poker tournament and won the whole thing 😂

[Quebert X. Einstein @oldskoolunchbox]

About to go full Phantom of the Opera on this Live Block.

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

[15 minutes later]
"ma'am, we regret to inform you that your son is the deadest that anyone has ever been"

[Quebert X. Einstein @oldskoolunchbox]

You know, it's honestly my fault. When you get cheated on the first time, you should just know it's going to happen again lol

[Big Choctaw @Derekalexander_]

Y’all are afraid to be corny.

Not me. I live life on the cob

[The Information Pimp @BirdRespecter]

Mariah Carey disappearing once again until the day after Halloween 2024

[Quebert X. Einstein @oldskoolunchbox]

@Havvers98 I used to wake up at 4 to be at work by 5...

[Quebert X. Einstein @oldskoolunchbox]

@Havvers98 Just praying it wasn't me lol

[Quebert X. Einstein @oldskoolunchbox]

@Havvers98 I remember lol

[Quebert X. Einstein @oldskoolunchbox]

I may not have a single person that actually cares about me, but I've got some nice bourbons...that's the same, right?

[Laura Marston @Kidfears99]

We literally all died, Rob.

We died. 100% of the time.

[Quebert X. Einstein @oldskoolunchbox]

I just got woken up from a nap because "the microphone is dead".
Me: Ya...batteries are dead. You need new ones.
Them: Oh. Where do I get those?

My brother in Christ, I need you to problem solve.

[bobby @bobby]

wife said she she only likes "the plain doritos" and i said Do you mean nacho cheese or cool ranch? and she said Just the plain ones and i said Do you mean tostitos? and she said No i mean plain doritos. what is happening. what is going on.