ABroadBroadfromAbroad

Carlisle Cullen is the oNLY person I trust

[ABroadBroadfromAbroad @oldsmokyclothes]

With fronds like these, who needs anemones? 🌊

[ABroadBroadfromAbroad @oldsmokyclothes]

@talentedmusici1

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

when people say “bear in mind” they are referring to paddington bear, who should always be in mind

[ABroadBroadfromAbroad @oldsmokyclothes]

The Crown Passes https://t.co/9i72bbKFvW via @YouTube

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

if I won’t ever be able to afford a house then my only option is to live inside a tiny mushroom and collect dew drops as water for my tea and use a leaf as an umbrella

[saree @sarlisart]

big ol cat

[ABroadBroadfromAbroad @oldsmokyclothes]

David: none of my friends message me ;~;

David in response to any message I’ve ever sent:

(This is a partially a lie, but it makes me feel better to call out someone that’s not me on not answering texts)

[ABroadBroadfromAbroad @oldsmokyclothes]

@couture_chloe

[ABroadBroadfromAbroad @oldsmokyclothes]

Come on and slA’AM
and welcome to the
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jA’AM

[ABroadBroadfromAbroad @oldsmokyclothes]

@TheAcademy @karenyhan I need this

[ABroadBroadfromAbroad @oldsmokyclothes]

A sincere and swift pinecone to the face to whoever broke the chapel toilet- I despise you and your ancestors for what you’ve put me through.

[alyssugh (she/her) @alystentothis]

I don’t often get sick but when I do I instantly become a frail victorian child asking mother for permission to be carried into the garden to see the sun one last time before the consumption takes hold

[ABroadBroadfromAbroad @oldsmokyclothes]

This is the most exciting thing about the New Year

[Justin “Hoops” McElroy @JustinMcElroy]

Well we just named the year on mbmbam and it only took ... oh fuck

[ABroadBroadfromAbroad @oldsmokyclothes]

David: “Now to play the fun game of I don’t remember how I got up here.”

[Leif Bersweden @LeifBersweden]

If Holly (Ilex aquifolium) finds its leaves are being nibbled by deer, it switches genes on to make them spiky when they regrow. So on taller Holly trees, the upper leaves (which are out of reach) have smooth edges, while the lower leaves are prickly 🤙

[ABroadBroadfromAbroad @oldsmokyclothes]

Someone help her

[ABroadBroadfromAbroad @oldsmokyclothes]

@JustinMcElroy beanhold we have been bleSSED

[ABroadBroadfromAbroad @oldsmokyclothes]

"If Paramount stacked on Warner Bros' shoulders stacked on Disney's shoulders in a trench got in a fistfight with Brian David Gilbert in front of a ticket office, BDG would crush them under his toe." -David

[Erin Vest @swordandsnore]

encounters and first impressions

[ABroadBroadfromAbroad @oldsmokyclothes]

@samanthamashart @Trungles the https://t.co/f8Tfii5MUX Yeah, Maybe podcasts is just two people talking, rlly chill, very much enjoy. It's on Spotify and Apple

[Travis McElroy (Self Parody) @travismcelroy]

Only one more sleep til #Candlenights! Make sure to get your tickets NOW! Help @HarmonyHouseWV and enjoy a really fun holiday show featuring a staggering line up of amazing guests!
https://t.co/mym3nK5LNY