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[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The car that used to be in my garage is currently in an Earth-Mars elliptical orbit and will be there for at least 10 million years

[🌧️ @wstgoat7]

Has great parents, great childhood, gifted amazing genes, best player in high school, first overall pick, drafted in one of the greatest organizations, coached by the GOAT coach, mentored by cp3, elite teammates and made the finals in his first post season run fuck he crying for

[Sylvester @dar8six75309]

@lisa01750863095 If you didn’t buy SNDK at 50 then stfu!

[Joe Budden @JoeBudden]

Nigga shot a fade away lol

[undercoverblacknlg3r @oldspice___]

@Ngbsnipes @big_business_ Are y’all blind, there would’ve been no one in the paint if he would’ve just went straight to the rack from the moment he touched the rock

[Dahlia 🤍 @kuchisakeonnax]

I know that nigga doesn’t play about freeing Palestine

[KACHI 🎎 @Kachidey4you]

I miss this Hulk

[Stevez2005 @bestinvesting1]

@elonmusk @whereisDon06 When will those of us with HW3 get the latest FSD version?

[eliz @eliza___v]

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

[John Ganz @lionel_trolling]

Vast technology differences simultaneously

[undercoverblacknlg3r @oldspice___]

@AFRICANDEMOC @grok what is this?

[undercoverblacknlg3r @oldspice___]

Parks

[JBTV Community @JBTVCommunity]

🚨 PODDER OF THE MONTH VOTE 🚨

Please PICK ONE member of the @JoeBuddenPod as March's #POTM. You can cast your vote in the replies, via DM, or by QRT 🗳

[Head Coach 🇨🇲🍀 @jefegoat_]

I'm not dating nobody coparenting a pet wit they ex. You done lost your damn mind.

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

Offset a dumbass you never announce your bitch cheated, you HAVE to leave now

[oracle 𝟙𝟛🐺 @StormEllimac]

you gonna tell me that’s not an alien? ok

[UncSants @SantsRNTL]

How you jump on ya pregnant lady like this

[Dan Go @CoachDanGo]

Nature's Anti-Depressants

· The sun
· Good sex
· The forest
· The ocean
· Meditation
· Breathwork
· Weight lifting
· Good friends
· Zone 2 cardio
· Walking 8-10k steps
· Nutrient dense foods

Anything else you'd add?

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

“y’all start clapping, on beat though!… forget the clapping😕” LMFAOOOO JAY-Z😭😭😭

[ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴋᴀʏᴛʀᴀɴᴀᴅᴀ @chaclobro]

“These MFs ain’t talkin bout shit fr”

[Lori Harvey Jr. 💁🏽‍♀️ @keke_shontae]

I really want to know “ What is this submarine distracting us from?”