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[Andrew Torba @BasedTorba]

Sorry you can’t have a clean, beautiful, safe society because that would require being mean to the bottom 10% of the population that acts like animals and that’s a heckin’ fascism.

[ShreddedNerd @o_sneedy]

It's because it's so horrifically damning to the entire leftist worldview that they cannot even address it

[Al Carbo @carbo_al]

Normies haven’t really this yet but the average immigrant is no longer Latin American

They’re from the Muslim world & India

[Mark Mendlovitz @MendlovitzMark]

I've been told by a friend from Ohio that one of the reasons the elites are so hysterical about Haitians having to go home, even some Republicans, is apartment owners love renting to them, especially if they are paying government-subsidized rents. Think about the insanity of that. We are subsidizing the rents of foreign nationals, driving up the cost of housing for native Americans by diminishing supply and increasing demand. That is as un-American as anything our government could do to us.

[The General @1776General_]

The FBI lied about the stats on civilians stopping shooters in an attempt to push propaganda designed to remove the 2A.

Citizens have stopped 52.5% of shooters in non-gun free zones and 36% in gun free zones. The FBI claimed it was only 3.7%

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

Yes actually we’ve been trying to tell the turbonormies that the Democrat party is exclusively for retarded brown foreigners now, thanks for helping us clear it up for them

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

A Muslim woman in a hijab just said that “America deserved 9/11” and won her primary in NY. That’s what the Democrat party has become.

[James Fishback @j_fishback]

Remember: @ByronDonalds was a registered Democrat when Obama was president.

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

U.S. intelligence intercepted Ukrainian government communications discussing an alleged plot to redirect hundreds of millions of American tax dollars earmarked for clean energy projects in Ukraine back to the US to fund then-President Biden’s 2024 re-election campaign and the DNC, according to declassified documents obtained by JTN.

[Chris Nelson 🏝️🇺🇸 @ReOpenChris]

🚨Byron Donalds pleads w a Senate committee to increase the felony theft threshold to $1000 like California because a 19-year old punk ass who steals a phones shouldn’t have to be branded a felon for life.

This is who the GOP is shoving down your throat.

[bumbadum @bumbadum14]

> Jews create a slur for non-Jews
> non-Jews appropriate the slur
> Jews now claim the slur for non-Jews is antisemetic

Nigga what?

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

Amazing how none of these maximum empathy people ever try to empathize with a middle class blue collar worker having a quarter of his earnings confiscated to pay for gay rights advocacy in Macedonia.

[Aesthetica @Anc_Aesthetics]

The female cop just executed a random bystander trying to get away from the shooter and then when the real shooter came she flees leaving two people dead because of her incompetence. What the hell are we doing allowing female police officers.

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: Hunting, fishing, trapping, animal research, lethal pest control, & livestock production could be banned in Oregon under a new proposal.

[The Farmer's Dog @FamersDog]

An update and a message from Jeremy.

“Thank you so much for all the kind messages I've had but now, an announcement.”

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Newly declassified documents released by the ODNI under Tulsi Gabbard allege that Anthony Fauci approved millions of taxpayer dollars in funding for research connected to the Wuhan Institute of Virology and later misled the public about the nature of that research.

[Tablesalt 🇨🇦🇺🇸 @Tablesalt13]

Oh boy.....

I think I might now understand why the natives are the most conservative demographic in Canada.....

[John Carter @martianwyrdlord]

We're banning raves, because we don't want you having fun where we can't watch you. By the way let me tell you about Woodstock.

We're cracking down on underage drinking. It's bad for you. Yeah of course we hit up the pubs at your age it was great.

We're banning smoking, but just for you - the smoking age will go up one year every year. Oh yes of course, we used to be able to smoke inside everywhere, it was great really.

We're banning flavored vapes. We don't have any evidence they're bad for you, you just like them too much.

We're banning dodgeball during recess, someone might get hurt. Yeah we really enjoyed dodgeball too.

We're banning flirting, because it might make the girls uncomfortable.

We're locking you in your room for the next two years. Yes we know you're in no danger from the virus, but we're worried that you'll get us sick. By the way you have to take this needle if you want to leave your room again. Yes, twice. Well there will be boosters too. No, we aren't worried about side effects, that doesn't effect us at all.

We're closing the frat houses, because we don't want you having fun without our permission. Please join these officially sanctioned university clubs instead.

We're bringing in labor from the third world to work the service jobs, so you can't have a summer job.

You need to go to university to get a good job. By the way we're raising the price of tuition. Oh look we're raising it again. Don't worry there are loans. At interest.

Actually we're giving the good jobs to the foreigners we just imported, to make up for our racist past. We are very good people. No of course we aren't sacrificing anything. You just have to take one for the team.

Also, we're giving the foreigners the houses. We needed to increase real estate prices. For our pensions, you see. Sadly no, you'll probably never be able to afford one yourself. By the way don't forget to pay your taxes. Need to support those pensions somehow! Eh? No, we're giving ourselves tax breaks of course. Seniors discount you know.

Oh by the way, that one thing you still have, now that we've banned joy and kicked every ladder out from under you? That social media stuff you kids like? You guessed it! We're banning that too! Just for you though, we're still going to watch AI videos on Facebook. It's for your safety, you see. We've noticed that you're all getting rather irate, and we think it would be better for your mental health if you shut up for a while. Why don't you just go outside?

Eh? No of course we aren't going to stop Ahmed and his twelve illiterate cousins from raping your sister, that would be culturally insensitive, which would make us feel very bad, and we can't have that.