Rob Barber

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Sure could use a good rave
What’s your favorite techno

[Rob Barber @OleMisterRob]

@_savceboy_ @domdollamusic NEED

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Eukaryote Traumatized After Accidentally Witnessing Parent Cell Undergo Mitosis https://t.co/2QfwcMOYd0

[Rob Barber @OleMisterRob]

saw ur 2012, u ok?

[saw ur tweet. u ok? @the_mollyllama]

Rob barber (1999)

[Rob Barber @OleMisterRob]

Christmas is cancelled. Set everything on fire.

[saw ur tweet. u ok? @the_mollyllama]

Me n rob n Ben

[Seth Dickinson @Seth_Dickinson]

Tonight, five years since his pledgeship, @OleMisterRob became a grandbig.

[Rob Barber @OleMisterRob]

BRING 👏🏼 IT 👏🏼 HOME 👏🏼 TIM

[JasonLastname @JasonLastname]

Breaks my heart that pirates spend their whole lives following a map, when the real treasure is the friendships they build along the way.

[lauren ritchie (marks) @loritchie18]

what it's like to be friends with @OleMisterRob

[Kalvin @KalvinMacleod]

Dads Anonymous
DAD: go on, it's safe here
ME: sometimes I don't cut the grass in a pattern
*one dad vomits, another stops grilling entirely*

[saw ur tweet. u ok? @the_mollyllama]

when I tell y'all I have never loved two humans more. I mean it

[luke [from online] @internetluke]

*sees New Balance 609s hanging on wire*
"Gangs?"
Worse.. Dads.
"I'm scared"
*hears faint "hi scared, I'm dad" echoing through neighborhood*

[Rob Barber @OleMisterRob]

Hernando, MS: America's Last Frontier for the Fish Hook Hat

[Rob Barber @OleMisterRob]

"And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you"