Mel Sniper

Delilah, love someone tonight.

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“Dear Journal: I hate this team. I can’t take another minute. As soon as I find some billionaire sucker I will sell this poverty franchise and finally be free of this hell”

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@bam_weather Webb is going to have a seizure

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To whoever caused the Outlook outage

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@3YearLetterman They train Chinese spies

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Dammit Huang

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If the Giants lose tonight Alabama automatically moves up to number 1 in the cfp rankings

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HUMPBACK WHALE IN THE HUDSON RIVER RIGHT NOW!

Thanks to our friends at @CHLNewYork for reporting this sighting!

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@jarvis_best Is she “Jarvis certified” registered ™️?

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@TheKvetcher @JoshKraushaar That would be obviously fascist

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@BarstoolBigCat The league is looking into options

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@MadeByTim

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@jarvis_best

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@GatorDave_GB That Baugh stretch play Faulkner loves probably accounts for 70% of this

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@GrahamHall ARE delusional

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@TheHoopHerald We’re all lucky for the restraint and enormous grace of Noles fans for not burning Tallahassee to the ground over a dunk one second after time expired in a game decided 5 minutes before

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@epawawx @NinoDesk Thank goodness The El Nino desk is verified for the sake of it’s 21 followers

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@GatorDave_GB I get that, just saying it can be workable. Maybe the annual Miami vs Central Michigan and Tennessee vs Furman scintillating cupcake matchups would have to be eliminated.

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@BamaPack23 Ok, but like I said it won’t matter cause the committee would put you in with 3 losses anyway

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The committee basically just setting the stage to put eventual 3 loss Alabama in as the 9 seed

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@BamaPack23 Yes they would. So again, I guess good luck not making it 🤷‍♂️

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@BamaPack23 SEC Championship game if they make it. So I guess you’re actually incentivized not to