☢ Olie'sOrphan ☢

Missing @OlieKolzig37 in net 💔 she/her

[☢ Olie'sOrphan ☢ @oliesorphan]

#EnoughIsEnough

[Golden State Warriors @warriors]

Steve Kerr on today's tragic shooting in Uvalde, Texas.

[☢ Olie'sOrphan ☢ @oliesorphan]

Hey @portilloshotdog wtf is wrong with y'all? There is an Extreme Heat Advisory in effect for the greater Phoenix area. Your Tempe location has an employee standing outside! It's 114°F! Facing West, no less. Do better.

[☢ Olie'sOrphan ☢ @oliesorphan]

I will never shop @BestBuy again. Your customer service is non-existent. Your website doesn't work properly. #lousyservice #notworththeaggravation

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Make it make sense.

[MayoIsSpicyy @Mayoisspicyy]

FACT: Trump cut funding to stop the spread of screwworms. Then he signed an executive order allowing 100,000 metric tons of beef from Argentina into the U.S. per year. America eradicated screwworms in 1966, while Argentina has been struggling with them for well over a century.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Pete Hegseth went to Normandy France and made some Nazi ass anti-immigration speech and then proceeded to get kicked out of the country - being told never to come back.
Your grandfathers are rolling in their graves rn. This isn't what they fought and died for at all. He desecrated the memory of every soldier who fought, and who fell in Normandy. Fuck Pete Hegseth.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

We fucking told you so. We warned you all.
Anyway...

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Good thing y’all didn’t elect an emotional woman. 😂

[@MysterySolvent @MysterySolvents]

Trump prevented everyone from celebrating near the game. He made everyone show up hours early. Women could not take in a bag. He inconvenienced the entire city. And then he fell asleep.

[☢ Olie'sOrphan ☢ @oliesorphan]

Don't threaten me with a good time

[Acyn @Acyn]

Cruz: If the Democrats take the House, it will be nonstop impeachment. If they take the Senate, they will shut down every confirmation for every cabinet member and judge.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

The most expensive taxpayer funded nap #NBAFinals

[☢ Olie'sOrphan ☢ @oliesorphan]

Hey @Capitals are there any plans to retire @OlieKolzig37 jersey?

[☢ Olie'sOrphan ☢ @oliesorphan]

@ChrisRossini Yikes!

[☢ Olie'sOrphan ☢ @oliesorphan]

@JuliaSassybaker @AdamKinzinger Where they belong 🤣🤣

[☢ Olie'sOrphan ☢ @oliesorphan]

@MAstronomers I mean, I usually lead with hello.

[☢ Olie'sOrphan ☢ @oliesorphan]

@KFP_Fanboy @esjesjesj Yes, I understand you named a show. I asked you where/how this comes up in the movie, because I have not yet seen it and I am curious. There's nothing to win here.

[☢ Olie'sOrphan ☢ @oliesorphan]

@KFP_Fanboy @esjesjesj I'm sorry, what? I have not yet seen this movie so I need some clarification here.

[☢ Olie'sOrphan ☢ @oliesorphan]

@Talon77752 @hell_line0 I can change my own tires, thank you. I do need an assist with the couch, but that also doesn't require a man.

[☢ Olie'sOrphan ☢ @oliesorphan]

@JohnJHarwood @ewindham3 Are you looking for a complete list, or just the highlights?

[☢ Olie'sOrphan ☢ @oliesorphan]

Isn't FIFA a sporting goods company?

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

In one of the most pathetic and humiliating moments in history, Trump just received the new inaugural FIFA Peace Prize.

They literally invented a “peace prize” to keep him happy after he didn’t receive the actual Nobel Peace Prize. Beyond parody