Baldhead Scallywag

this is a performance piece

[holden m. accountable @noahpasaran]

Friend,
It’s Odysseus. We’re WINNING on the plains of Troy, but we still haven’t received your donation.
Can you chip in just 27 drachmae to make sure our crew can get back to Ithaca?

[chUnc the band the show🇲🇽 @chunktrunk2]

Opening a bag of chips at school and the whole class wants some

[zaso ✟ 📹 @ev1lzaso]

when the tablet asks me to add a tip https://t.co/2IT90hjEj0

[raí psicóloga da korra @sxpercomic]

percy jackson and his brother

[Brie @briebrown]

One of my students said she looked for me at the game yesterday but probably didn’t see me because she was in a suite.

[🫡Eric 🍉🇧🇸1st Ballot HOF HATER @bigeisamazing]

Protecting your peace >>>

[bum @BattleRapBum]

A/C in the car went out

[E ♡ @ShadesOfElias]

Winnie the Pooh had the right idea in this goddam heat. Crop top with his honey pot facing the world.

[x_c4tb0y_x @vampiric_shirin]

i know their poly drama crazy

[makadsi @amakadsi]

Is he holding the boarding pass??? 😂😂😂

[Jhonny ⚹٭ @JhonnyWhite69]

Fit so hard I had to gatekeep it

[pj @pjayevans]

Do you still need a real id if you’re an amc a-list member

[kendall @superiorsantina]

saying "they saying" when nobody said it but you

[ni @556god]

My coworker been singing Down in the DM for 5 hrs straight

[vo @vanillaopinions]

me leaving the 18-24 age bracket

[Bonita Applebum 🪷 @stephdef_]

I asked my (🗽) students who they look up to and they said no one cause they’re not d*ck riders 🆗

[a @stunningrobsten]

okay but him saying twilight is so valid tho

[Brandon Lewis @blewis1103]

I think the Oscars are less about what are the best films of the year and more about what Hollywood values and wants to communicate about itself at any given moment in time.