Typical twenty something week, start substack, develop crippling addiction to game (it’s Blasphemous currently), google actor who’s 4 years younger than you and seethe because you work a 9-5 and don’t benefit from nepotism. Don’t finish songs.
@imahyperlover Saw this in my notifications and knew immediately this was HM, at least HMDS “cute” at least lets you continue playing after marrying a Mineral Town character. Unfortunately the bachelors are all dusty.
I BUSTED MY KNEECAPS?! || Big loser come off her bike, hits concrete pavement! What happens next you won’t believe! (POLICE SHOWED UP?!) (MY BIKE IS STUCK AT THE FORD GARAGE AND I CAN’T WALK TO GET IT?!)