Sarah Owens

Member of my local Reformed Baptist church, pastor's wife, homeschool mom
Hobbies: hospitality and baby-maxing

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Copyright is a tradition of men, and should not interfere with the spread of God's kingdom
https://t.co/aBcz4QTbDH

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@SiliconConley

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@sil

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My 7yo sometimes borrows my e-reader during church, these are the notes she took on exodus 1 last week.
Brb while I google "birth stool"

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My 5yo was not coordinated enough to safely fetch the vanilla extract-- but let me tell you my kitchen smells FABulous.

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Older gentleman delivering furniture: "Are these all your kids?"
Me: "Yup!"
Him: "How many?"
Me: "10!"
Him: "Wow... Are you on TV?"

No, but that's a refreshing change from "you sure have your hands full" 😂

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We should all have the confidence of this guy who purchased a freely available book for $.50, and wants to sell it for $17 plus shipping
(order your free copy at https://t.co/7rsJZBaahj)

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The neighbor's cat hanging out in our garden box reminded me of a zoo exhibit. Although topologically speaking, my kids are the enclosed attraction to entertain the cat

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@Braedenmeetsppl They've been around long enough for people to notice: https://t.co/dP1v9yrQ6h

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The Sunnyvale Parrots visited our house today

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@SiliconConley It sounds great until you say the whole thing.

"Let's give SAHMs more money" will get way more traction than "Let's steal from households we don't like to give money to other households we do like"

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@SiliconConley I want one based on sword drill speed. If you can find Zephaniah 2:6 in under 5 seconds, your opinion automatically gets more weight

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I fed chicken picatta and mashed potatoes to 40+ people, I am living my best life now

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Don't think that just because God has given you a talent for something, that you have to go make a career to fulfill it. Many of my talents could not have been a career, but have come to fruition as a SAHM.

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Specifically, God chooses a less worthy bride Israel intentionally to better her. Christ improves his bride the Church by leading her into good works. Christian men choose women who need them in some way, whom they can lead and bless.

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Thesis: hypergyny is the societal pattern because hypoandry is the biblical design.

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Job 31:9- sending your wife into the workforce is as much a curse on a household as a wife committing adultery.

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@Whitehorse1255 @Protestia Yes, this is the right answer, esp in light of Psalm 51 where another repentant adulterer says "Then I will teach transgressors your ways, and sinners will return to you".

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@Whitehorse1255 @Protestia If we put a paper bag over his head, we could keep him in the conference circuit

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My 6yo had to fill in this blank with an "o" word: "The wise ___ owl". She struggled for 10 mins and landed on "omnipotent" #homeschooling