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I watch sports like it’s reality tv and reality tv like it’s sports. Stars, Leafs and random goalies. she/they.

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my lip-reading isn’t perfect, but I think he laughs and calls him a fucking dirtbag lol

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My money’s on a smartwater ad featuring Kyle Dubas to be dropped in 2024

[Lance Hornby 🇺🇦🇨🇦 @sunhornby]

A witty Dubas said he wanted to clarify something to @kevin_mcgran and myself today. “I did not throw that water bottle. I recycled it expeditiously”.

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Also, they’re both going to have an even easier time than most traded players moving into each other’s houses.

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If nothing else proves this trade deadline was super chaotic, then surely switching Richies must.

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If nothing else proves this trade deadline was super chaotic, then surely switching Richies must.

[Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC]

Full CAL/ARIZ trade: Stecher and Ritchie for Mackey and Ritchie. Brothers get traded for each other

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😭😭😭

[Pierre LeBrun @PierreVLeBrun]

John Klingberg has been traded to Minnesota, the Ducks got it in just under the wire

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put schenn on a pair with the older benn on the first practice, sheldon, I’m begging you

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does this mean the leafs now have the highest % of visior-less players in the nhl?

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Most bold fashion choice @ the gala?

(photos below)

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this is by far my favorite take on the nepo baby discourse

[less @jokerkinnie7]

i’ve officially have lost my mind on this train but ask me about nepotism in hockey i dare you

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@kelseyrebecca @thatsillyhelen I am very good, but this was easier than most https://t.co/zKrpFOI9OU

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my favorite current mystery is who the @allaboutthedame’s guest is for curtain. david suchet seems both too much to hope for and too on the nose. maybe hugh fraser 🧐🧐

[tyler seguin’s burner account @strangesoups]

i have never in my life yelled at a girl like this! we were rooting for you!! we were all rooting for you!!!

[🐞🌈 @oliveandmain]

it’s a shitty narrative to push without proof, even if it gets you engagement, but beyond that - it takes the culture around hockey a couple steps back.

newsflash to all hockey dudes; you’re allowed to have emotions and express them.

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am I meant to assume he turned his mustache into felix? or that felix ate the mustache off his face?

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the intricate rituals of men

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happy hanukkah to those who celebrate, and happy half naked willy day to those who don’t

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@KikiStVodka @grace_jayness he said “toronto feels like home” which is basically this

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just good things. we need good things.

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you just know he spent the summer learning ice dancing 👀