Oliver Camden

Please no coconuts, pineapples, or mangoes

[ManSurfer @ManSurfer_]

Spanking Straight Boys ♥ Vinny L. ★ #VinnyL #SpankingStraightBoys

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[Oliver Camden @olivercamden]

Now, instead of when I used to “toy with an idea”, I now “wrestle with an idear”. And there ain’t no going back.

[Oliver Camden @olivercamden]

Not Wrong.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

"Millions of low- and middle-class households would likely face significantly higher taxes under Project 2025's proposals." —CBS News

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[Oliver Camden @olivercamden]

Concerned I got every answer correct for the questions of the “A Lonely Word” category in Jeopardy tonight. #tiffanyineedyou

[Oliver Camden @olivercamden]

left, thanks.

[Oliver Camden @olivercamden]

@anthonydmusa ay-men. had a similar thought when they first came out. 🤣🤣

[Oliver Camden @olivercamden]

My cuticles will be the death of me.

[Oliver Camden @olivercamden]

Do you walk too fast for automatic doors to open for you, or, are you normal?

[Oliver Camden @olivercamden]

I support the banning of peanut butter and banana as a flavor combination.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Three orphaned manatee calves were found in Florida. Here's what it took to rescue, rehabilitate and release the endangered animals back into the wild. “The goal is every one of them getting back to where they were. And that makes it special.” https://t.co/8y80mPmESA

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Some officials believe Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 may have crashed in the Indian Ocean after running out of fuel, but expansive search efforts have returned no answers, no victims, and no plane. Here's what we know about its disappearance 10 years later. https://t.co/vfnErYnyuF

[Oliver Camden @olivercamden]

Instead of saying “I like seafood” I said “I’ll eat anything from the sea”. And now, people are laughing at me.

[Oliver Camden @olivercamden]

Stuffed Peppers are the biggest hoax for dinner around. #fakedinner

[Sen. Tammy Baldwin @SenatorBaldwin]

Big corporations are raising prices on middle class families & taking in record profits — all while hiding behind inflation.

These price hikes aren’t a mystery to me. That’s why I’m working to pass legislation to increase transparency & hold these big corporations accountable.

[Oliver Camden @olivercamden]

My favorite thing about old people is when their phone rings and they get upset and yell “can’t you see I’m busy?!” - Er, no they can’t. That’s why they’re calling you.

[Oliver Camden @olivercamden]

End of Aquarius season (@Jelz127 ) 🤗, not totally ready for Pisces season. Who has my inhaler?

[Oliver Camden @olivercamden]

Your mouth is writing checks that your behind can’t cash. - Best

[Oliver Camden @olivercamden]

I need another J.Lo movie like I need a bullet in the head.