someone called Olli

WE are here! we ARE here! we are HERE!

[someone called Olli @olivertrxy]

There are 2 wolves inside each of us

Mine are both gay and they’re kissing

[someone called Olli @olivertrxy]

WE NEED TO STOP SAYING “being kind costs nothing” BEING KIND IS A CHOICE!! And it’s a choice that’s worth making every single time but being kind is a choice and it can take a lot of effort.

Every day you choose to be kind in an unkind world you’re working and making choices

[someone called Olli @olivertrxy]

maybe I’m stoned but alt-J sounds almost exactly like Katt Williams

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BABE WAKE UP THE BABY MOON IS COMING

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Don’t worry bestie, you’ve gyatt this 💜

[someone called Olli @olivertrxy]

like it or not Gru from Despicable Me is our generations Austin Powers

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me wearing blue nail polish to my first day of grad school where I will undoubtedly be forced to shake the hands of several elderly men is like when an animals has bright colors to ward off predators

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the dichotomy of bachelor vs bachelorette party gags is nuts

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Crazy that the term is “no fap” when Unbustable was right there

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Y’know what, maybe i DO exist in the context of all that came before me…

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I need every person who was a hater to Julia Fox to APOLOGIZE! ASAP!

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if somebody had said that after telling me about Bloody Mary I would be fucked

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I don��t care what the phrase is: if you end it with “try saying that 3 times fast!” I WILL be twisting my tongue

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I know millennials get accused of gatekeeping a lot but if you even mention a millennial woman’s outfit she will tell you where she got it and give you her review
meanwhile us Gen Z’s would clothesline an elderly person to get to a 40 year old ratty leather jacket at the Savers

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my grandma just sent this to my entire family out of the blue, should I feel threatened??

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gunna start bullying all the teslas I see on the road to see if I can make their brake response system flinch

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I still vape bc some of us aren’t quitters who give up when things get hard💪🏻💪🏻😎

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alright I’m going back to calling us ‘homos’ I miss that one

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I wished the girl I went to school with for like a decade who has THE SAME BIRTHDAY AS ME a happy birthday and she didn’t say it back so now I feel so embarrassed lmfao

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Y’know who really understood the struggle? Eeyore

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I love to curse but sometimes “oh gosh” is genuinely the funniest response